Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

Sep 21

katara:

craigtucker-futhermucker:

animalics:

Guinea Pigs are natural swimmers, but have to be introduced to the water slowly so they don’t panic

HNNNNGGG

“so they don’t panic”

The life of a Guinea Pig is 200% panic 

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ricekrispyjoints:

so the high school i’m teaching at is offering an empowerment workshop for girls

and some male students asked where was the male empowerment workshop

and I said ”Our entire society is a male empowerment workshop. Look around you.”

and they got realllll quiet

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dermythosdessisyphos:

wewillavenge-it:

nickiminiall:

isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

Are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets?

glasses

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note-a-bear:

kaalashnikov:

cracked:

Dark Ages, Schmark Ages. The De-Textbook cuts through that and so much more fake-fact bullshit.

cloudy with a chance of witch burning

your periodic reminder that a good chunk of Europe basically shat the bed for a few centuries while everyone else kinda did their thing.

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anthony mackie and sebastian stan arguing over whose role was more important

• mackie: I WAS THE FIRST GUY ON THE SCREEN AND I HAD THE FINAL LINE
• sebastian: WELL IF YOU COUNT THE AFTER AFTER CREDITS SCENE I WAS THE LAST GUY ON THE SCREEN
• mackie: DUDE YOU HAD LIKE 2 LINES IN THE ENTIRE MOVIE
• sebastian: OH I’M SORRY ARE YOU REFERRING TO THE MOVIE THAT WAS NAMED AFTER MY GODDAMN CHARACTER

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Sep 20

gameandwatch:

i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don’t freak them out

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thekatediary:

you should NEVER BE EMBARRASSED ABOUT YOUR LAUGH like of all the things that you should not be embarrassed about that is maybe the biggest. that is your happy making sound. i hope it sounds like a crazy donkey. you are beautiful. 

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Anonymous asked: So, do you have crush on any fictional character who has NOT killed a man?

the-pietriarchy:

pietriarchy:

I did not realize that this got 400+ notes I think we all need a support group

spookygasm:

i like the term ‘gender alignments’ because it presents new identities such as: lawful gender, gender evil, and the ever mysterious gender gender.

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