does anyone ever like get all happy bc when u wipe theres no blood and u think your period is over so u stop wearing pads/tampons but then like 3 hours later u go to the bathroom adn u cry bc ur underwear is ruined and u were wrong and betrayed by ur vagina
i dont know if youre reblogging this because you’re agreeing with me or laughing at me
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The great-great-great grandchildren of Dickens take a selfie with him on his 202nd birthday.
this is a very important thing that everyone needs to see.
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Do you ever wonder about Balthazar’s vessel? Like, what if he was a button-down, conservative Christian guy who was so honoured to be chosen by an angel. And then the first night Balthazar has him as his vessel he gets drunk & has a huge fucking orgy.
*Sunday school teacher.
Kindergarten teacher at a private Christian school
Wow
It got better.
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Good morning, Gamora
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“Mycroft, I have somebody and having somebody is not as bad as we thought and i’m really worried about you because you are alone.” —Sherlock in the Empty Hearse, basically
“Also my somebody is gone now because I did stupid things but he’s still my somebody and even if it hurts it doesn’t mean I regret the fact of having had a somebody and will tell you not to get one ever” aka character development
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This is 100% true
This tweet sounds as though introverts consume the souls of others before they engage in social events.
This is 100% true
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can we please destroy this idea that a person has to talk to you every minute of every day to like you
texting all day is not natural
force communication all hours of the day is not natural
hoLY FUCK THANK U
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y’know, some of the ground rules for behavior on tumblr make me squint
don’t give people your true name or they will be able to control you
stories are an acceptable form of payment
the inhabitants hide their real forms behind glamours and avatars
the longer you play here, the harder it is to leave
You think you’ve only been here a few hours, but then you realize that years have passed.
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