why are all my friends so hot i cant handle this
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me flirting: if aliens came to our planet and demanded a perfect specimen of the human species I would give you to them
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gonna do all wish me luck
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(an ambassador had remarked on the fact that the president blacked his own boots) Of course I do. Whose boots do you black?
–Abraham Lincoln
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Instead of caramel apples this Halloween, melt jolly ranchers in a 250 degree oven for around 5 minutes, then pour over your apples. Add edible glitter for the sparkling space effect!
this is kind of genius
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Look at this fucking space apple.
If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.
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At what point do you take girls out of school altogether because boys can’t handle it?
— Parent of a female teen whose school banned leggings - meetingsinthedesert
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Baby bat continuous ear wiggle
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