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what-a-brave-little-ant-you-are:
Guys I’m crying omg I was drunk please stop reblogging this
They want it to stop…..we reblog it to the extreme
No no no lol please don’t
Forever reblog until 2017
O my god no
i cant stop laughing
until 2017
only 3 more years.
I already added this to my queue, I don’t even know if i’ll still be on tumblr then
only 2 more years.
Only 8 months
4 months to go
4 fuckimg days..
3 days
omg
I thought OP had made this post “when drunk” a few days ago not 3 years lmao wtf
ALMOST. THERE.
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theory: r2-d2, upon seeing Living Legend Luke Skywalker for the first time in a couple of decades, chases him all around the Resistance base, squealing with rage:You FUCKER you LEFT ME you JEDI PIECE OF SHITE you useless Jedi fuck come back here so I can fucking kill you –
He shocks him repeatedly, while Leia howls with laughter in the background
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@words-writ-in-starlight best soulmate au ever?Everyone is born with a smudge that clears into a black tattoo when they turn 18. It is discovered the text equates to a username. Later, we discover it is not actually your destined username, but that of your other half. It is unknown whether this other half is your true love or nemesis.
(via littlestartopaz)
Clint’s perspective of meeting Natasha in that one soulmate AU, for @littlestartopaz.
Clint’s soulmark curves under the line of his collarbone, in tiny, precise handwriting. And it’s…interesting. It’s in Russian, he learns that real quick as a kid, and when he’s seven, still living at home with his parents and his brother, he finds out that one of his teachers speaks the language. He rushes up to her the very next day and explains, hasty and stammered, and she smiles kindly, offering to translate it for him.
He pulls down the collar of his shirt—he sees her eyes drag on the hand-shaped bruise on his wrist, but she doesn’t say anything—and she leans down to read his words.
“Let’s see,” she says, and reads out the Russian words. Clint tries to memorize the sound of it, so that he’ll know his soulmate when they meet him. “Oh,” the teacher says quietly, and smooths his shirt back over his mark. “Listen, baby, I don’t think it’s anything you need to worry about just yet, okay?”
“What does it say?”
She gives him a smile, sort of grim and sad and confused, and says, “I’m sorry, baby, I’m not going to tell you. You don’t need that on your conscience today.”
where everyone puts a self insert character into their favourite media via fanfic and fanart?
and not “oh this person looks like me” LITERALLY YOU
actual non-canon-compliant, over the top, embarrassingly sincere pictures and writings about you, the fan, being dropped into your favourite shows and films and books (and not dying instantly)
because it used to be both a cringey sincere fanfic trope and a tongue in cheek comedic fanart trope and I kind of… miss that fun?
it’s fun.
let’s do it. I’m calling it now
JANUARY 2017 IS PUT YOURSELF IN THE STORY MONTH
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I hear ya, Steve.
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When medication says “do not operate heavy machinery” they’re probably mainly referring to cars, but my mind always goes to forklift.
It has honestly never occurred to me that this warning was about cars and not construction equipment
(Source: reddit.com, via littlestartopaz)