Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

Jun 12

“no, no, no, dwarves are art deco; elves are art noveau.” —

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saathi1013:
witchlatte:
wendycorduroy:
just wanna let u guys kno that like if u ever dont understand a joke or meme or something ill explain it to u in an instant. if u ever want clarification on something ive said or aren’t capable of detecting sarcasm or whatever i will tell you if u ask. like no exceptions u can come to me for help.
if this applies to you i encourage u to reblog it!! a lot of autistic ppl don’t understand sarcasm, and personally i get embarrassed to ask people.
I can get incredibly sarcastic sometimes, so you’re always welcome to ask if you’re unsure.
I don’t understand the “nOboDy explain!! 😂😂” kind of people 😒

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Jun 11

legalwifi:

please can someone create a transparent toaster so i can see how my toast is while its toasting

https://www.amazon.com/Kalorik-TO-39085-SS-Toaster/dp/B0093FX38Y

Wish granted.

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boesed:

laughinghieroglyphic:
Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times.
ebooks, Horse. (horse_ebooks). “Leg Butt” 18 Nov 2011, 12:38 PM. Tweet.

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theapatheticstag:

jamesbleach:
onceuponakhaleesi:
voidethered:
ask-omnipony:
luckydreaming:
Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE
I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean it’s a goddamn hat.
Right..?
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…
Nothing ventured, nothing gained…
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…
wait, does that mean?
oh boy…….
hmmmmmmm I wonder
aight lets see what happens
hmmmmmmm…. maybe it takes awhile?

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troglobite:

trends in writing that existed in the mid 1700s and have come back into style
- randomly capitalizing words without regard to Importance
- saying ‘tho’ instead of ‘though’
- excessive metaphors, analogies, and personification for/of/whatever inanimate objects and incorporeal concepts

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sideraclara:

do u ever feel like ur pulling an academic icarus flying too close to your deadlines on wings of deeply flawed time management

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Reblog if you’ve ever read fan-fiction that actually set the bar higher.

sheliesshattered:

#yup #it’s so hard to read published fiction now #so much of it is just sooo baaad #but like #part of the gate keeper effect to publishing #is that they don’t get inundated with all these stories using similar tropes #tropes don’t get refined like they do in fanfiction #published fiction ends up feeling cliche and clunky and incredibly slow #where fanfiction works through every possible iteration of a trope or a technique in a matter of months #and then comes back and turns old beloved tropes on their heads #while published fiction is still floundering with the basics of something that fanfiction explored in depth years ago #it’s like when someone shows you a ‘cool new funny meme’ from fb #and you’re like #that was on tumblr in 2007 #and it’s not even a particularly good example of the meme #it’s a mediocre example at best #from before the meme really got going and people got really imaginative #that’s how published fiction feels to me these days #in comparison to fanfiction #anyway #tag talking #fanfiction #reading (via)

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