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don’t you love that Clint Barton, the guy with zero powers, has taken Wanda Maximoff, the most powerful superhero ever, as his adopted daughter.
Yes.
Yes, actually, I do.
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Okay you know what I want for the Deadpool sequel, even more than Wade getting a boyfriend?
Wade getting an ex-boyfriend.
Somebody with whom Wade has History with a Captial H. The boyfriend he dated on and off for four years, who then vanished with no explanation. Maybe he left for Wade’s protection, but Wade doesn’t know that and thinks he was just a fucking asshole.
Vanessa knows about this guy. Not any real details, just that they were serious before he broke Wade’s heart. Vanessa doesn’t know the ex-boyfriend’s real name because Wade only refers to him via expletives, so she mentally refers to him as The Touchy Subject.
The ex-boyfriend’s name should probably be Logan, since there are already so many references within the movie canon (and Wolverine is bi in the comics) but I’m not picky.
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See, now here’s what I don’t want.
I don’t want the franchise saying, “Well Wade was joking before with the gay stuff. But now it’s different. He’s journeyed down a path of self discovery and come out the other side open to new sexual horizons.”
I don’t want a ~coming out~ story.
I want a 8===D~~~Wade has obviously been out this whole entire time weren’t you paying attention?!~~~Ⴇ===8 story.
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I mean think about it.
With a movie franchise this big, it could be a gamechanger.
If Deadpool does it, other franchises will no longer be able to justify not doing it.
If the Deadpool tells audiences once and for all, definitively, “We were never joking, and we don’t understand why you would even assume we were joking, unless you were some kind of homophobic asshole who thinks being pansexual is a joke” than every single popular queerbait fuckboy id fantasy franchise is gonna have to fucking put up or shut up.
Gotta admit, this sounds REALLY appealing.
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these are not the stories we deserve but they are the ones we need right now.
Well said.
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If the zombie apocalypse happens I’m going to have to hit up a pharmacy first thing
THIS.
Honestly you’d probably live longest? Like, raid the pharmacy for EVERYTHING they have, and on your way out ransack the shelves for like bandaids and rubbing alcohol and toilet paper and shit, and whatever you don’t personally need, trade for food and bodyguards. You would be the overlord. Go forth and rule the post-zombies world.
Ramadan for non-Muslims: An etiquette guide -
Read this & be mindful of those partaking in Ramadan.
I would rather everyone read and shared this instead of “remember to tag your food/nsfw/etc!” post that’s going around every year. (None of these things actually break your fast and if you’re fasting and worried about seeing them, you shouldn’t be on tumblr).
Being considerate and kind goes a long way, so I’d appreciate if this post went around instead.
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Foods that lower estrogen:
•broccoli
•cauliflower
•cabbage
•Brussels sprouts
•kale
•collard greens
•turnips
•red grapes
•mushrooms
•seeds
•whole grains
•green teaFoods that boost testosterone:
•Oysters
•Broccoli
•Garlic
•Bananas
•Brazil nuts
•Eggs
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Women have a past, while men have a potential. Damn. Brock Turner isn’t even the only example of this, we can think of at least two other recent “bright young men.”
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Like…the reach people are making against Hilary like holy shit ya’ll
Any vote not for her will be for Trump, I’m sorry but that is how politics WORK. We have a two party system and this isn’t going to magically change. Plus you are literally splitting the party apart which is even worse for going against Trump.
Trump is dangerous. We can’t let him have a chance at office. Stop sulking and realize how dangerous this is holy shit.
I don’t like Hilary, can’t stand her on some prospects, but the idea of Trump winning literally terrifies me so.
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