I am broke as shit, so I’m writing my best friend smut of my characters for her birthday present (which is WAY belated). A-yup. This is where I’m at with my life. She’s a good person to put up with me. I don’t even write particularly good smut.
Does anyone else have that one mutual who’s like Way Too Popular to be following you and ur lowkey convinced that they regret following u
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So apparently I need to repeat this.
Please do not use the term “spirit animal”. The flippant use with which it’s been thrown around is a mockery and degradation of the sacredness that connection is suppose to represent, and has a lot of cultural significance to those of us who have it within our cultures.
Please do not use spirit animal. Please do not use spirit animal. I feel like the importance and sacredness of that aspect of my life has been made into a giant f’ing joke by people and that feels really shitty. It was one of my ways in which I could connect with my heritage, and like everything else it seems like people are so willing to just mock it by taking it and using it however they want. You want to mean “no disrespect”? Then stop using it and call other people out on it, because the use of it by non-indigenous people who don’t belong to those cultures is disrespectful. Full stop.
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How to Play: message me with an assumption that you make about me and I will reply to it with whether it is true or false
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All right, so I was tagged by @littlestartopaz, so let’s do the thing!
I’m gonna tag my beloved @twistedangelsays, as well as @adelaide-jpg because I know she’s had a rough day, and @cthulhu-with-a-fez because…she’s awesome.
Ironically, the phenomenon of warning colouration suggests that if you’re tiny, going around shouting “FIGHT ME” may actually be a survival strategy.
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oate:
7 million people in the earth. 0 messages in my Inbox
7 million
in the earth
free them
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Adding “as you do” after describing something that nobody does.
“So he went to hell to pick up his dead wife’s soul, as you do.”
“So she climbed up the tower with her robot hands, as you do.”
one time in an actual conversation I said something along the lines of “I made a flamethrower with a lighter and a can of compressed air, as you do” and the guy I was talking to was like “…no? I don’t???”
Oh God, I say this all the time, and when I started my junior year of college I was talking to someone in my Organic Chemistry class and I said “So I switched my major to pre-med at the end of my sophomore year and I’m gonna do it in two years rather than four, as you do,” and his jaw just dropped and he went “I absolutely do NOT.”
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