if something has hidden pockets in it i am 1000000% more likely to buy it
(Source: uhmeliamay, via academicfeminist)
i cannot stress this enough, young ladies.
find a slightly older female friend. like… two to ten years older than you. they will save your life, they will teach you so much, they will give you such great life lessons. they are so vital and helpful and important.
And don’t worry if the person is married or has kids. One day you may find yourself in that stage needing advice
My knitting group is so full of diverse life experience, it’s a really wonderful place
(Source: cchapel)
This happened this morning and I have been thinking about it and laughing to myself all day.
(via johanirae)
okay so uh
i apparently have become the person that your math textbook warns you about due to my grocery store only selling buttermilk by the half-gallon
SO
DO ANY OF YOU PEOPLE LIVE WITHIN HALF AN HOUR OF CHARLOTTE HALL, MARYLAND? BECAUSE I AM VERY SHORTLY GOING TO HAVE A COUPLE HUNDRED ANISE COOKIES THAT I NEED TO GET RID OF
no i’m actually serious i need to use all the buttermilk because i’d feel horrible pouring it out and i don’t know what to _do_ with all of them, the recipe makes like 20+ cookies and i’m making twelve batches
PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF YOU LIVE NEARBY AND WOULD BE INTERESTED
I DO NOT AT ALL LIVE NEARBY BUT THIS MADE MY NIGHT, I’M FUCKING DYING.
ATTENTION, FEZ HAS BECOME THE PERSON THE MATH TEACHERS WERE TRYING TO WARN US ABOUT.
(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
Do you like Hamilton? Do you want a copy of the Hamiltome?
I recently reached 700 followers and have an extra copy of the Hamiltome and have decided to do a giveaway! :D
RULES:
– Reblog this one time.
– Giveaway runs until June 1 2016
(Source: holyreykenobi, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
when u get an ask: kill bill sirens
when the ask turns out to be positive: oh
(Source: obiwan-archive, via starwarsisgay)
what i want from the finn/poe, finn/rey and finn/rey/poe side of star wars fandom
less weirdly sugary fluff pieces
more working with the fact that its poe is a mouthy risk taker who will throw himself into danger
that finn is quick and clever and willing to do hard things for the right thing, even when it terrifies him
that rey has eaten a dude. i mean, ok no, but she’s so fucking scrappy and vicious and kind. She’s a lot of things all the time.
I don’t know I just want more variety in the stories told about them
and that, as @sharpestrose said, all three of these people would steal a car with the littlest of provocations. don’t just slot them into ‘innocent fluffy bunnies with sad backstories’
all three of them are scrappy as hell, and its delightful
They pretty much do all steal cars in the course of the film. Finn steals two.
Like they had good cause and all but still.
Finn breaks, as far as he has been taught all his life, a terrorist out of military prison. They steal the fastest car they can find and blow up as much shit as they can on their way out. They total the car immediately. He starts several fights in a local marketplace, meets a girl in those fights and they immediately steal her bosses antique car. They meet a con man while he is stealing what he claims is his antique car from them. They sick killer monsters on his justifiably angry customers and hitch a ride with him. He knows someone who can hook them up with another stolen car. Things don’t quite work out when Finn turns down a job offer and they are only saved from Finns old boss by the old dude’s old lady who seems to be running a chop shop come revolutionary army. Finns first friend is a hoon in his shiny black muscle car. They blow up pretty much everywhere they go after that.
Rebellion, resistance, violent revolution, baby! Bring it on!
I love all of this, but also let me beam with pride and love and say that I am
ALWAYS HERE FOR REY EATING A DUDE.
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reblog if yr proud of him
I almost scrolled past cause it was like just a random image of a Knight frog and then I read the caption and was like “wtf I am proud of little Knight frog, I can’t not reblog him now, that’s just fucking rude”
(Source: assemblyfairytale, via fireflyca)
I am flipping through an old history textbook I used when I was a kid
in the chapter about the Constitutional Convention, there’s a few paragraphs about Alexander Hamilton
and the first line of that section is just “Alexander Hamilton did not help the situation.”
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