Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

May 18

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history-jokes:
“ childrentalking:
“ also these inexplicable billboards are all over utah
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Well, I can’t tell you what the fuck Utah’s doing with its life, but Harrison was in fact only president for a total of thirty-two days before his death from...

history-jokes:

childrentalking:

also these inexplicable billboards are all over utah

???????

Well, I can’t tell you what the fuck Utah’s doing with its life, but Harrison was in fact only president for a total of thirty-two days before his death from complications of pneumonia.  This is why we don’t insist on finishing our lengthy inaugural address outside in the rain in Janurary, kids.

beyoncebadu:

nicknamenyquil:

You don’t have to sexualize fat girls to compliment them.

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just-shower-thoughts:

America, you’re very entertaining but we worry about you a lot.

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wombatking:

constancebone-acieux:

Fic where all of the Avengers are trying to teach tech stuff to Steve (especially Tony who just gets so annoyed at his apparent tech incompetence) but he just seems super hopeless at it until one day one of them stumbles across a youtube account that’s filled with a series of videos titled ‘How Long Can I Keep My Friends Convinced I Have No Idea What Technology Is’ and it turns out he’s been gaming them for YT hits for months.

“How do I make the Google do the thing” has over 30 million hits alone. 

(Source: favouritequeeronthecitadel, via clockwork-mockingbird)

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typewriterdaily:

cesiumadventures:

when you see something that reminds you of a partner/loved one and you send them a link to it that’s a form of gift-giving (preserving the meaning and thoughtfulness behind “i saw this and i thought you would like it”) without costing money, and i think that’s a cool thing to talk about re: love in the digital age that’s not “millennials look at their phones too much and it’s destroying relationships” 

absolutely. some of the best texts i get are the ones that are “i saw this and it reminded me of you.” i think that’s huge.

(Source: sadgayradical, via ailleee)

This is just a reminder

livepositivelyfit:

If you fucked up today, that’s okay. You’re still smart, and good, and people still love you.

If you’re in a dark place today, that’s okay. Even if you feel like you can’t get out of bed, and all you can do is breathe, that’s okay. You breathe, take the time you need, and we’ll be here when you’re ready. 

Every day is a battle. On some, you demolish whatever’s ahead of you. On others, you just have to hang on for dear life. Either way, you’re a warrior. Don’t forget it. 

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deathcomes4u:

robotsandfrippary:

vantwinblade:

twodefenestrate:

chum-personable:

pyreo:

nobodytoldthehorse:

hihiyas:

the-devils-dandy:

amuseoffyre:

afoxnamedmulder:

“Which author would you want to bring into 2015″ is such a hard question to answer I mean you could watch Arthur Conan Doyle despair over everything Sherlock Holmes within the last century or you could present Douglas Adams with an iPad

I would quite like to unleash Dickens on the Tories.

imagine William Shakespeare in the age of social media. 24/7 supreme dick jokes and the world celebrates.

Victor Hugo vs Twitter’s 140 character limit

Okay but Oscar Wilde on Instagram

Give Asimov an actual real robot

Show Lovecraft a mixed-race president and watch him shit himself in fear and anger

Introduce Mark Twain to Stephen Colbert, preferably in front of a live audience

All of these. And bring Dumas to meet Obama.

Lord Byron and facebook.

Show Tolkien the movies they made of his books

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