Telling kids to “stay in school” doesn’t do shit.
If you want kids to stay in school, make sure school provides the necessary accommodations for disabled people, make sure no one is bullied at school, and make sure no one has to quit school to work because they’re poor.
(via yea-lets-do-this-shit)
Everybody that reblogs this by May 10th will get a traditionally drawn character based on what I think you look like after scrolling through your blog
Edit: OK I’M CHANGING THE GODDAMN DATE TO MAY 3RD BECAUSE I CANNOT DRAW 5,000 PEOPLE.
YOU HAVE UNTIL MAY 3RD THIS WAS A BAD IDEA
Edit 2: OK, so a lot of people are doubting this, but I’m not going to just skip out on this. I know it’s a lot of people, but the whole reason I’m doing this is because it sounds like fun, and it will be good drawing practice. I’m not starting it immediately, and it might take a while to get them all out, but I AM going to be getting all of these done! I’m going to keep my promise, and this is a legitimate thing.
I hope this is real cause I’m soo excited
(via littlestartopaz)
[video]
Ghost: *flicks lights on and off*
Me: dude, really? It’s cool if you live here but don’t be making my electricity bill go through the roof, k?
Ghost: ah, sorry man, my bad.
(via academicfeminist)
My favorite New Yorker cartoon in years.
I approve of punctuation jokes.
I approve of jokes that take diversity as the jumping-off point for finding quirky punchlines instead of using it as the punchline itself. Nice nice.
(via academicfeminist)
[video]
Anyway mother’s day is coming up and if ur mom isn’t super duper I’m ur mother now I’ll see u all at brunch
(Source: marisaauntmay, via suzukiblu)
Just remember what Hermione, Harry, and Ron went through on May 1st.
The three of them wake up at 6am on the morning of May 1st in order to change into their disguises and head to Gringotts.
Over the next 24 hours:
- They change and take Polyjuice potion
- manipulate their way into Gringotts
- They’re badly burned by fake treasure
- They escape on a dragon
- They ride the dragon across the countryside for several hours
- They’re nearly caught by Death Eaters
- They hear the real story of Dumbledore’s sister from Aberforth while enjoying their first and only meal of the day (a large loaf of bread, some cheese, and mead)
- They go with Neville to the Room of Requirement
- Harry breaks into the Ravenclaw common room to look for the diadem
- Harry reveals himself to McGonagall, Flitwick, and Sprout
- Ron and Hermione go down into the Chamber of Secrets to destroy the cup
- They goes into the Room of Requirement to find the diadem
- They narrowly escape the Fiendfyre
- They duel with Death Eaters
- Ron’s brother dies
- They sneak out to the Shrieking Shack
- Ron and Hermione help move the dead when Voldemort announces that he’s going to give Harry an hour before resuming fighting
- Harry runs up to Dumbledore’s office to see Snape’s memories
- Harry watches memories that totally alter his perception of his life and of Snape
- Harry realizes he needs to die
- Harry rushes out to the Forbidden Forest to sacrifice himself
- Harry speaks to his parents, Sirius, and Remus using the resurrection stone
- Harry allows Voldemort to kill him
- Harry is taken back to the castle by the Death Eaters and a triumphant Voldemort
- Ron and Hermione and the others briefly mourn Harry while Voldemort monologues
- Harry rises again and monologues for a bit before dueling Voldemort
- Harry kills Voldemort as the dawn begins to break
- They visit Dumbledore’s portrait and discuss the elder wand
- Harry goes off to his dormitory, wondering if Kreacher can bring him a sandwich
Like I didn’t even realise all this happened in the same day
This really puts things into perspective
(Source: owlpostagain, via hptextposts)
And the award for the most in character cosplay goes to…
LISTEN ASSASSINS CREED COSPLAYERS ARE FUCKING HARDCORE
WHENEVER I GO TO ANY CONVENTION ONE OF THESE PEOPLE IN EITHER FULL OR ALMOST FULL COSTUME LITERALLY GO SCALE WALLS AND SIT IN RIDICULOUSLY HIGH PLACES
THE LAST TIME I WENT TO A CON A GUY IN FULL EZIO COSPLAY CLIMBED ON TOP OF A GODDAMN BUILDING WITH NO LADDERS NO ROPES NO NOTHING EXCEPT HIS BARE HANDS AND BALLS OF FUCKING DIAMOND
(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)