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official-german-translationen:
Salvete, Gaius Iuli'us Caesar sum et pilorum album quam nivem habeo et aureos, sed interdum virides lauros et imperium Romanum construxi et eius eram quasi primus Caesar (sic merui nomen meum) et multi indicant mihi me Marcus Crassus similem esse (si non scitis Marcus Crassus, vobis opus est pecunia). Brutus non est filius meus quod est bonum nam ET TU, MI FILI???!?. Iamia sum sed dentes albos et rectos habeo. Pallidam cutem habeo. Etiam, maga sum magicum ludum, nomine Pigverruca, visitans quod desinam (ego sum MMCXIV), veni, vidi, vici. Classicus sum (si vos id non suspexistis) et multas togas emptas in Basilica Iulia habeo. Ratio amo et bellum Gallicum gero. Veluti, hodie omnia Gallia occupata. Omnia Gallia? Certe! Non est vicus parvus inter Aquarium, Babaorum, Laudanum et Brevisbonum. Ambulabam foris Pigverruca. Ninxit et pluvit et Gallia divisa erat in partes tres, quod me fecit felix. Marcus Porcius Cato me observavit. Digitum medium illo monstravi.
(via galangrants)
at this point there are only a select few pieces of discourse about ancient greece and rome that i will tolerate:
- did achilles bottom or was it patroclus (i stand by plato’s decision because achilles is definitely a power bottom)
- how many “slutty” women was mark antony more of a slut than (the answer: all of them)
- if alexander the great wrote iliad fanfic would it be self-insert or would it straight up be patrochilles shipping
- instead of discourse about whether or not sappho liked women, discourse about how many fragments we can possibly construe to be extremely gay (it’s a lot, if you’re creative)
- Which Roman Poet Was The Biggest Greek Poetry Fanboy
- the scholarly implications of the fact that the infamous fanfic my immortal bears a striking resemblance to homeric epic
(via galangrants)
I have loved since you. But when the new paint gets scratched, there you are underneath. (My heart is layers of scar.)
Ronnie loves her, is the thing here. That doesn’t make it easy, and that doesn’t make it what Cassie needs.
I can’t tell you how frustrating it is to have been in the queer movement for 20+ years, to have studied queer theory, to have contributed to you potentially enjoying the rights you have today because I was part of a groundswell of lobbying and direct action in the 1990s….
…to have a 15 year old who’s spent maybe 8 months being political and has never inquired about queer history anonymously message me, “EXCUSE ME QU**R IS A SLUR LMAO OMG EMBARRASSSING AN aCTUAL ADULT WHO THINKS IT’S OKAY TO USE QU**R!~!!!!”
Dude, we are a slur. Queer folks are a slur to conservative straight people. Everything we are will be used as a slur by everyone who hates us. Gay is a slur. Lesbian is a slur. People will try to use all of our words against us. Don’t fucking let them get into your head to the point at which you’re telling actual queer people not to use the words we’ve used to unite ourselves and empower ourselves for decades.
(via slyrider)
@words-writ-in-starlightHuman: the day i run a marathon is the day i die.
Alien: *makes note to keep human away from marathons*
Weeks later
Human: Just got back from a marathon!
Alien: *SCREECH*
Human: Dude, when you hear this you’ll shit bricks!
Alien: *Eye tendrils flex* I-i-i’d prefer if you wouldnt tell me, thank you.
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