listen, i’m not saying that sensory processing disorder is basically the same as having daredevil-style supersenses, but that’s exactly what i’m saying
on a related note, i’m concerned that matt has only realized the bad things of strong sensory processing. like i don’t think matt takes full advantage of all of the things that are Amazing
is matt murdock playing with soft fabrics all the time? is matt murdock listening to Super Nice sounds? does he have a soap he loves the smell of? is he squishing flour in his hands? is he thumbing through book pages? is he petting cats? has matt murdock stuck his face in a warm soft cat belly recently
has matt ever played with marbles? what about a single heavy round metal marble? does matt play with sea glass? does matt take warm baths? does matt take warm baths and put cold ice packs on his head at the same time? does matt suck on ice cubes?
i just don’t think he’s doing this supersenses thing right and i would like to show him. like, matt. this is very important. i need you to take these scissors and run them down this wrapping paper for me. it will feel so great. matt. stop punching people for a second and stick this sticker to something. matt we need to wash your hair Super well also please put your hand in the sleeve of this fuzzy robe and touch it to the rest of the robe it’s like being a tiger. matthew michael murdock we are going to the yarn store Right This Minute to touch some stuff and buy nothing, also put your hand in this dirt it feels amazing this is the greatest thing that’s ever happened ever and you’re missing it why
We don’t see Matt Murdock indulging in these because he still has complicated Catholic guilt when it comes to feel-good situations like no i’m not worthy of sticking my hand into this bag of rice i have sinned.
matt let me take you to the dry produce store we will buy dried beans and put them in the fridge then stick our hands in them and pour them on our faces you will love it i guarantee.
Matt… tell the story of what this bolt of fabric has been through. Matt, pls. Tell the really cool story.
i am SO HERE for this post expanding into exploration of cool sensory things matt murdock would enjoy. SO HERE.
No one has told him about stim jewelry like spinner rings! D:
In fairy tales and fantasy, two types of people go in towers: princesses and wizards.
Princesses are placed there against their will or with the intention of ‘keeping them safe.’
This is very different from wizards, who seek out towers to hone their sorcery in solitude.I would like a story where a princess is placed in an abandoned tower that used to belong to a wizard, and so she spends long years learning the craft of wizardry from the scraps left behind and becomes the most powerful magic wielder the world has seen in centuries, busts out of the tower and wreaks glorious, bloody vengeance on the fools that imprisoned her.
That would be my kind of story.
When Princess Talia was fourteen, her eldest sister was placed in a tower.
Princess Adina was eighteen by then, and so of a marriageable age. She had grown quite beautiful, though she was more willful than winsome, and she did not care for the notion of the tower very much at all. Their mother did her best to persuade her on the subject. After all, the queen herself had been eighteen when her own parents had sent her to live in that very same tower, to be safely tucked away until her husband could be chosen, and then ride out to claim her. A tradition going back ages and ages.
(Source: libations-of-blood-and-wine, via feynites)
FOR FUTURE REFERENCE :
tumblr does this thing now where if you’re mentioned in a post with the @ system, you get notifications EVERY TIME that post is reblogged. basically, it treats every reblog after that @ as a brand-new notification of that @. i’ve been getting notifications like 10 times a day on [this post] over here because it has like 10,000 notes now and every new reblog is a new notification for me.
so if you want to share something with a friend*, just use that handy-dandy little messaging arrow at the bottom of the post and save everybody’s notifications
*(me)
oh my god tumblr why can none of your IT employees code
siiiiiiigh.
@staff PLEASE FIX THIS
The ironic thing is that if people keep reblogging this constantly enough they’ll be forced to be plagued by this exact problem until they fix it
DO IT REBLOG CONSTANTLY
(via johanirae)
This is the best tweet
(via yea-lets-do-this-shit)
if ur bi/pansexual
- you can call yourself gay and queer (if you choose to reclaim the latter), bc u experience same-gender attraction
- you’re not in a “gay” or a “straight” relationship based on who you’re dating unless you want to define it as such yourself (you don’t need to let someone else define it for you)
- don’t be afraid to stand up for yourself if the validity of your sexuality is being questioned based on the relationship you’re in or if you’re more attracted to one gender than others
- also ur cute
(via clockwork-mockingbird)
a thing I want: cute fluffy slice-of-life bullshit between monster girls and their human girlfriends
none of this broody “w-what are you” nonsense, just like
tossing a frisbee around with your werewolf girlfriend! (she swears up and down it’s not fetch, it’s just that it’s hard to throw a frisbee without opposable thumbs)
increasingly complicated reasons why your vampire girlfriend can’t actually skype in with your parents
your siren girlfriend singing opera in the shower
etc
and also none of them die tyia
(via clockwork-mockingbird)
i can’t believe it’s 2014 and there’s still no gay romantic comedy about vin diesel and dwayne johnson falling in love
They raise a gaggle of kids undercover working for a gov’t agency together
#’this summer…these two men learn…the heart is the most important muscle’
i would pay multiple dollars to see vin diesel and dwayne johnson portray a cute affectionate couple
Can’t believe it’s 2015 and there’s still no gay romantic comedy about vin diesel and dwayne johnson falling in love
THE THING IS I FEEL LIKE THEY WOULD BOTH DO IT IF THEY HAD THE CHANCE AND THAT’S WHAT GETS ME
I can’t believe its 2016 and there’s still no gay romantic comedy about vin diesel and dwayne johnson falling in love
(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
Now that Deadpool 2 has been confirmed, folks are getting all worked up over what new characters might be introduced. There’s been talk that the director really wants X-23, but there’s also concern that now that Negasonic Teenage Warhead is popular, their roles might overlap too much to accommodate both of them (and realistically, there’s no way that Negasonic won’t be in the sequel).
I would like to propose a solution:
Introduce X-23 as Negasonic Teenage Warhead’s love interest.
*takes deep breath*
*screams forever*
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Men are fucking disgusting, part 2485726364784483762367472636474
What the ACTUAL fuck?
do…men understand that you cant just….buy birth control…in the store………….like condoms?????? you…cant really shop around…for birth control?????
Also the cost of birth control has no correlation with the amount you have sex?
You could have sex once a month and birth control would cost the same if you were sitting on dick 24/7 and getting your damn money’s worth.
They are clueless.
(Source: blondegirl-pinkbike, via thepainofthesass)
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