Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

Apr 15

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mooglemisbehaving:

chinesedannyrand:

bonitabreezy:

likeatreebesidetheriver:

but can we consider that Rhodey does, in fact, outrank Steve Rogers? 

now picture rhodey meeting steve and steve snapping a salute

that is all

and Rhodey would be totally serious about it until the second Steve walked out of the room and then he’d totally turn and look at Tony with crazy eyes and Tony would be like “JARVIS TOOK PICTURES FROM EVERY ANGLE YOU’RE WELCOME”

#Tony: Steve this is Colonel… What the fuck are you doing? #I said Colonel as a joke this is my friend Rhodey #Rhodey from MIT #Why the fuck are you acting like #Oh shit #Rhodey tell him to stand on his head #Come on Rhodey he’s your subordinate #make /Captain/ America stand on his head

“Captain?”

“Yes, Colonel.”

“…Your orders are to stand Tony Stark on his head.”

“Yes sir!”

“-HEY”

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omniship-armada:

sarah-lou-who:

koobaxion:

jncos:

straightallies:

jncos:

straightallies:

jncos:

jncos:

i bought some underwear from k-mart today and i kind of wish we had the dystopic k-marts you see in america

i want to shop here

What do your k-marts look like then

is that fucking real omfg. It’s so clean

it varies a little from store to store but basically

American hell Kmart’s are PvP enabled zones it’s like the “The Purge” of capitalism

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE FANCY KMARTS?!?!?!?! THAT’S NOT HOW KMART WORKS

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If you would be so kind as to reblog this if you feel insecure about your writing skills.

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kendrawcandraw:
“ kendrawcandraw:
“ My main conclusion from Daredevil s2 was Frank and Karen should move to the suburbs together and adopt a dog
”
“#this is good BUT THEYRE THE SAME HEIGHT”
He likes to feel tall
”

kendrawcandraw:

kendrawcandraw:

My main conclusion from Daredevil s2 was Frank and Karen should move to the suburbs together and adopt a dog

“#this is good BUT THEYRE THE SAME HEIGHT”

He likes to feel tall

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angelrin89:
“ celticpyro:
“ deadlykillerqueen:
“ Whoever runs this account knows what’s up
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Some advantages that dubs have over subs:
• You can look at the scenery/characters’ faces and not be distracted reading subtitles
• Sometimes you get a...

angelrin89:

celticpyro:

deadlykillerqueen:

Whoever runs this account knows what’s up

Some advantages that dubs have over subs:

Honestly I like them both and don’t understand the whole Sub vs. Dub discourse in the anime fandom. There are a few dubs I genuinely despise, but for the most part I tend do like them about the same.

Also some people are dyslexic and wouldn’t have to worry about that while watching a dub.

Also maybe the dub is actually enjoyable and sub only weebs should quit the elitist act and let people enjoy their native dubs from their countries if they please?

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NASA has trialled an engine that would take us to Mars in 10 weeks -

wilwheaton:

thinkingingallifreyan:

honeywaspkittenbaby:

mindblowingscience:

NASA scientists have reported that they’ve successfully tested an engine called the electromagnetic propulsion drive, or the EM Drive, in a vacuum that replicates space. The EM Drive experimental system could take humans to Mars in just 70 days without the need for rocket fuel, and it’s no exaggeration to say that this could change everything.

But before we get too excited (who are we kidding, we’re already freaking out), it’s important to note that these results haven’t been replicated or verified by peer review, so there’s a chance there’s been some kind of error. But so far, despite a thorough attempt to poke holes in the results, the engine seems to hold up.

Continue Reading.

Well, I for one am getting my hopes up.

Warp factor SCHWING.

LITERALLY one of my favorite parts of this is that it’s called an EM drive, but all the scientists who talk about it are very stubborn about calling it a warp drive.  I guarantee you their lab door has a sign taped to it to that effect. 

Nerds.

(Source: sciencealert.com, via lupinatic)

roachpatrol:

whoopsrobots:

auroralynches:

into-the-weeds:

liberty-flight:

I’m reading up on chocolate frog cards in the Harry Potter universe, for reasons, and-

“Came up with the ever changing floor plan.” 

Really, Ravenclaw? Really?

“You know what this school needs? To not make any sense-”

“Rowena, I don’t think-”

“Exactly, you don’t think. I’m brilliant and this is perfect. Moving staircases, walls that think they’re doors-”

“But how will the students get to class?”

“They’ll have to figure it out.”

“…”

“Everyday. They will figure it out everyday. My students will live in a tower and navigate these stairs every time.”

“The stairs move! This doesn’t seem safe…I think I’ll put my common room in the basement, Rowena.”

“Ditto. I think the dungeons would be safer…”

“…My kids will brave these stairs. I’ll take the other tower.”

#Rowena snipes that ‘cunning’ means Salazar’s students should be able to handle the moving architecture#Salazar snipes back that ‘cunning’ means knowing when and how to avoid unnecessary bullshit#meanwhile Godric is just yelling PARKOUR! and Rowena is all That’s Not What I Meant#Helga would like her students to make it to class on time and without any broken bones#ninety percent of the reliable secret passages were a team effort by Helga and one of the others#to make sure the house elves could get around all right (via @mzminola)

#i feel like the collaboration was probably hufflepuff and slytherin#in the only time they ever worked together#helga: students and house elves can move safely!#salazar: more places to hide snakes#salazar is like we should make these accessible to people with no legs#helga is like i mean i agree but why are you being so nice about this#salazar is like no reason hey I’m just gonna make some of these rely on snake language for fun#do you think a fifty foot snake would fit in this passage asking for a friend (via @dinosauriaawesome)

i’m literally crying this is 100% what happened

(hey tumblr please don’t delete the previous people’s comments like you did the last time i added someone’s tags to a post mmkay)

No but that’s actually so clever okay like the people who live in the castle would get a general idea of the patterns and how to move around efficiently but like for anyone planning on attacking it would be impossible to infiltrate like how the hell do I attack the headmaster when I can’t even find the bathroom why the fuck am I in a chemistry supply closet okay these stairs went to the main hall but now I’m on my way to the broom closets holy fucking shit fuck leonard SAID the dorm was on the left of the three headed hippogriff but I’m here and it’s just a painting of a man with a donkey face is this a fucikgin joke leonard do you think this is funny because it’snot. its not okay siri how the hell do i get to the nearest anything “here is: the nearest painting” like fuck you siri 

actually considering all this, the changing floorplan probably worked exactly as designed when it came to the battle of hogwarts in the late 90′s. the invasion was towards the end of the term, so the students, especially the renegade students in hiding, had the full term to master getting around the school quickly, quietly, and efficiently. the invading deatheaters were generally their parents’s ages, and hadn’t been back to hogwarts in several decades, if they’d even attended at all. so, while the adult invaders easily outmatched the adolescent defenders in strength and skill, hogwarts was a lethal maze to the deatheaters, while it was home to the kids. 

rowena knew what the fuck she was doing. 

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reconfemmandoforares:

suspendnodisbelief:

reconfemmandoforares:

donnadellaforesta:

reconfemmandoforares:

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

munyusz:

I’ve been thinking, if house points are mostly awarded for scholary achivements, then how come we have never seen the house full of smarts, ravenclaw ever win the house cup? by all means, they should be trouncing the others. 

my theory is that ravenclaw outdoes all the other houses both in gaining, and in losing points. they rack up all the possible points for classwork, assignments AND extra school work. But they also lose a buttload in their other pursuits of knowledge:
- not returning books on time
- staying in the library after hours
- sneaking in the restricted section
- setting up secret potion labs for RESEARCH purposes
- throwing things off the tower FOR RESEARCH
- throwing things into the lake FOR RESEARCH
- taking small field trips into the forbidden forest to get samples and take notes on the wildlife
- illegally tampering with muggle stuff FOR RESEARCH
- “borrowing” school equipment and ingredients for said research
- that pet kidnaping incident they never talk about that was sparked by a conversation about muggle schools “wait, you dissect frogs in class? WE SHOULD TOTALLY DO THAT TOO”
- combining random spells and testing them on the student body
- using said student body to test the secret potion lab’s latest creations
- referring to non-ravenclaw students as test subjects in the vicinity of disapproving teachers

what I’m saying is that while the other houses may preceive ravenclaw as a group of quiet bookworms, they are actually more troublesome than the other three combined. FOR RESEARCH.

FOR SCIENCE!

@donnadellaforesta this sounds like both of us I have a concern

…..good thing we’re adults and no one can take house points from us anymore tbh

I honestly cannot say how many times someone has asked me my reasoning behind an action and it has been “for research” or “I wanted to know what would happen” or something similar. >_____>

Ravenclaw: the house of “Oooh, what does this button do?”

i just gigglesnorted <i>really hard.</i>

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