I am here for Ted Cruz’s college roommate constantly dragging him on Twitter.
Boii
Again, I can’t tell if this is real or fake because of how completely fucking ridiculous this presidential race is.
(Source: twitter.com)
h4te:
Okay but let’s be serious, that shit never even reads 1 lmao
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In chess, the Queen is the hero and the King is the damsel in distress.
#this is how maes hughes would have started his best man speech
(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
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@ the people who followed me for one specific thing i’m really sorry my interests are all over the place and that sometimes i will suddenly start posting a fuck ton of something i’ve never mentioned before whoops
(Source: coneboyofficial, via bronzedragon)
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