Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

Mar 26

into-the-weeds:
liberty-flight:
I’m reading up on chocolate frog cards in the Harry Potter universe, for reasons, and-
“Came up with the ever changing floor plan.”
Really, Ravenclaw? Really?
“You know what this school needs? To not make any sense-”
“Rowena, I don’t think-”
“Exactly, you don’t think. I’m brilliant and this is perfect. Moving staircases, walls that think they’re doors-”
“But how will the students get to class?”
“They’ll have to figure it out.”
“…”
“Everyday. They will figure it out everyday. My students will live in a tower and navigate these stairs every time.”
“The stairs move! This doesn’t seem safe…I think I’ll put my common room in the basement, Rowena.”
“Ditto. I think the dungeons would be safer…”
“…My kids will brave these stairs. I’ll take the other tower.”
#Rowena snipes that ‘cunning’ means Salazar’s students should be able to handle the moving architecture #Salazar snipes back that ‘cunning’ means knowing when and how to avoid unnecessary bullshit #meanwhile Godric is just yelling PARKOUR! and Rowena is all That’s Not What I Meant #Helga would like her students to make it to class on time and without any broken bones #ninety percent of the reliable secret passages were a team effort by Helga and one of the others #to make sure the house elves could get around all right (via @mzminola)
#i feel like the collaboration was probably hufflepuff and slytherin #in the only time they ever worked together #helga: students and house elves can move safely!#salazar: more places to hide snakes #salazar is like we should make these accessible to people with no legs #helga is like i mean i agree but why are you being so nice about this #salazar is like no reason hey I’m just gonna make some of these rely on snake language for fun #do you think a fifty foot snake would fit in this passage asking for a friend (via @dinosauriaawesome)
i’m literally crying this is 100% what happened
(hey tumblr please don’t delete the previous people’s comments like you did the last time i added someone’s tags to a post mmkay)

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dinosaur-discourse:

I was initially very confused by @sauropolis-princeps‘s assertion that they were knowledgeable on “everything from aardonyx to zby” as far as dinosaurs were concerned… until I looked it up.
Zby is an extinct genus of turiasaurian sauropod dinosaur known from the Late Jurassic of the Lourinhã Formation in central west Portugal. It contains a single species, Zby atlanticus. It is named after Georges Zbyszewski, who studied the geology and paleontology of Portugal.
I guess someone thought “Zbyszewskisaurus” would be too confusing.

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adventurotica:

Reblog if you have ever used Netflix to stream a movie or show that you own on DVD because streaming meant you didn’t have to get up.

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Mar 25

7 Reasons to See Deadpool

gyzym:

ugly-bread:
actuallylukeskywalkerr:
battlships:
tadeuszkosciuszkoscoffee:
Blind Al. Oh my God, that woman.
The freaking cab driver. (Not only is it an awesome subplot, but he’s played by that adorable guy from the AT&T commercials.)
The opening title sequence. (”God’s Perfect Idiot… Directed by An Overpaid Tool…” That was the moment I knew it was going to be good.)
I could never have conceived of some of the insults, swears, and one-liners in this film. I am truly jealous of whoever did.
“You are haunting. You look like an avocado had sex with an older avocado.”
Fourth wall breaking.
“Language!” “SUCK A COCK!”
8. Negasonic Teenage Warhead.
9. Deadpool in crocs
10. Deadpool butt
11. “I don’t take the shits, I just disturb ‘em.”

(Source: i-cannot-live-without-coffee, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

claidilady:

brazilianism:
“kids today with their smartphones and sexting and naked pictures are so irresponsible!!!” well in the 1820′s the Emperor of Brazil D. Pedro I sent letters to his lover calling himself “big devil” and “fiery little fire” containing drawings of his own dick and actual pubic hair and now that’s historical document so
when i was working in special collections i had a WWII letter that had a little squiggle and said “turn me upside down!” on the paper so I did that and it was a drawing of a dick ejaculating. #romance
then when I told a co-worker she said I was lucky it didn’t have any “suspicious stains” accompanying the letter which HAS happened on archival (19th century and earlier) letters before.
i mean like at least when you get a sext no one a hundred years later is gonna have to look at your jizz stains as historical evidence. which i am super grateful for.

(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

likeniobe:

shredsandpatches:
likeniobe:
“a little touch of harry in the night” is, objectively, the worst line that shakespeare ever wrote
Not in a world where “O would mine eyeballs were to bullets turned / That I in rage might shoot them at your faces” exists.
that line is killer and I stand by it

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how to turn off tumblr’s chat sounds

britishdetectives:

bluespock:
1) open up any conversation
2) click the leftmost three horizontal dots on the top right side of the chat box header
3) click “sound settings”
4) you will be taken to dashboard settings from there
5) scroll down to find the messaging sounds option, and flip switch off (should look like this when you’re done)
6) REBLOG TO SAVE A LIFE!!!!!

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