Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

Mar 23

ctron164: “ tenenbaaum: “ Broke. ” ”

ctron164:

tenenbaaum:

Broke.


(via yea-lets-do-this-shit)

thoodleoo:

honestly one of my favorite things to do is find evidence of historical figures possibly being queer and then shove it in the face of homophobic historians bc i’m a petty bisexual ass. like look buddy if you’ve even read sappho’s poetry once you’ll see that she definitely liked women and hey even plato claimed that achilles was doin the diddle with a dude. alexander the great? more like alexander the gay cause he and hephaestion were def making out. sorry i don’t make the rules, your historical fave is gay

(via ailleee)

agent-jaselin:

adventures-in-fadewalking:

extremelyunlikely:

its-myst:

cm8x-insanity:

nukewolf:

sirdragneel:

artfulaveryhofferd:

strampunch:

fairytail-angel:

verityglasses:

combthecombel:

pokemon-chick-1personalblog:

strampunch:

mobians-and-emeralds:

coffeeandcursewords:

usedtobehmc:

jamesbleach:

onceuponakhaleesi:

luckydreaming:

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

This post is immaculate

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!




….

…oh my god…

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

This is one of my favourite things to look at

holy shit this stuff is back

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

IT GOT BETTER

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

we’ve reached the ultimatum

IT’S BACK ON MY DASH AND IT BECAME BETTER

I see this post every couple of months and it never ceases to make me laugh like a fucking dolphin

I’m laughing because this is just the tumblr version of that Bug bunny short where the hat truck crashes and Fudd and Bugs’ personality keeps changing based on the hat they are wearing.

(via clockwork-mockingbird)

gaytectives:

gaytectives:

at work we have a family of three huskies who come in for daycare and everyone calls them “the mafia” it makes me so happy because occasionally out of nowhere someone over the radios will say “we’re sending in the mafia” and then three huskies barrel their way inside and usually slip and fall on the tile ajfjajg

the white one is zephyr but everyone calls him the godfather and his sisters follow him around everywhere and they’re a tiny gang which i love

(Source: gaytectives-deactivated, via clockwork-mockingbird)

robotmoxie:

secondhand embarrassment is pure agony and i wish a lot of comedy didnt rely on it

(via starwarsisgay)

whoa, these are some cute questions to ask me

idontevenswim:

notsuchasecret:

beggars-opera:

levianity:

thisarenotarealblog:

racetrak-higgins:

Getting friends in to musicals is hard because when they ask what it’s about you have to be like “15 year olds having sex” or “a plant from outer space that takes over the world” or “teenagers killing people for fun” or “Alexander Hamilton”

“7 minorities deal with crushing poverty and the looming specter of death by being a dick to their landlord”

“Sesame Street, but like… for adults”

“This one time in the 1830s a bunch of college students decided to fight the entire French government and…it didn’t go very well.”

“Argentinian gold digger teaches her country the joys of fascism.”

“Disfigured guy in the friendzone thinks his student owes him a relationship for teaching her how to sing.”

(Source: racetrak, via yea-lets-do-this-shit)

Anonymous asked: I legitimately think a good portion of the posts here are meant as humor, but the text receiver mistakes it as a serious thing. I don't think guys actually do this seriously. Right?

straightwhiteboystexting:

oh sweetie, i have some terrible news

hellsatmyfeet: “markingatlightspeed: “ usaproblems: “ USA Problem #170 ” Fucking Supervillain Colonel Sanders back there though. He looks ready to press a button to fire a death laser. ” Someone please help us send help now ”

hellsatmyfeet:

markingatlightspeed:

usaproblems:

USA Problem #170

Fucking Supervillain Colonel Sanders back there though. He looks ready to press a button to fire a death laser.

Someone please help us send help now

ladytitanium:

my dream is to write a story that people like so much that they do fanart of it

(via starwarsisgay)