Do you vagueblog about me, sir?
I do vagueblog, sir.
Do you vagueblog about me, sir?
(aside) Will I receive a callout if I say aye
(aside) Yes
No, sir, I do not vagueblog at you sir; but I vagueblog, sir.
(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
remus would have been so good at finding loopholes for the marauders to slip through like i mean as a prefect he would have had to know all of them to an extent and i can just see sirius hopping onto his bed like “hey moony can we do this thing without technically breaking any rules” and remus would be like well no but you could do this and then guess who doesnt have detention despite the fact that all anyone at the slytherin table has had for dinner the past four days is haggis
#remus lupin mastermind #remus lupin researcher of loopholes and clever jinxes and covering tracks #remus lupin king of cover stories #(which is canon tbh he gets harry out of tight places lbr) #forget ur wet blanket responsibility remus that’s just what he wanted you to think
(via lupinatic)
Why did Sirius choose the full moon night to return to the castle tho???
if remus wasnt a werewolf, everyone would have thought remus was helping his old friend out into the castle. by choosing to go to the castle on full moons, he was keeping remus safe.. which is rlly quite cute
omg aw that’s cute thanks for the explanation friend I was about to loose my faith in Sirius’ judgement
(via lupinatic)
this is my open appreciation letter to tumblr for not showing whether a message was read or not and saving us from “they read my message and didn’t reply they hate me”. you could’ve fucked this up too but you didn’t and it was cool
what a beautiful day to remember bi teenage girls are valid
not if theyre in het relationships theyre not.
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY TO REMEMBER BI TEENAGE GIRLS ARE VALID
(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
Marvel could make a ton of money if they released a line of clothes based on Peggy Carter’s outfits.
Marvel could make a ton of money if they realized they have female characters
(via keeperofthehens)
Okay, I’m re-posting this because it’s going to get buried in the actual massive thread of reblogs, which is up to 70k.
Here’s what happened. I mentioned that while I was in line to get tickets and popcorn at my local teeny town theater, the guy next to me started explaining who Deadpool was, because he just assumed I wouldn’t know.
I thought it was kind of funny, I didn’t think it was ‘mansplaining’ or the patriarchy or any of that stuff, it was a guy excited to see his favorite hero in a movie and he had no idea that I had written the character and actually have an on-camera shout-out.
I tweeted it because I thought it was kind of cute, I never thought the guy was an ass or a jerk or that he was being a douche, he was just excited. At the very WORST, he just made an assumption. I posted many times that I didn’t think it was sexist, and I didn’t think it was even REMOTELY a big deal, AND I posted a story where I had made a very similar mistake myself with an artist I really respected.
This was NOT a big deal. I thought it was cute and if I’d had some Deadpool comics with me, I would have happily given them to the dude.
Anyway, now it’s up here with this huge thread of tens of thousands of reblogs under a headline about sexism, and I have to say, I just never had that feeling for a moment, nor did this seem even remotely like a serious issue.
Here’s what I wrote on the thread.
“I just want to say, I think people are making a bigger deal of this than they should, to be honest.It’s not that he didn’t recognize me (why would he?) and it’s not that I thought he was ‘sexist.’ It was just a guy excited about Deadpool and he started telling the closest person in line.
I said a bunch of times after posting this tweet that I didn’t think he was being sexist, it just seemed kind of funny. I live in a tiny small town, there’s no reason for him to think someone who wrote Deadpool was in line with him. AND the few times I’ve told a guy who talked about the movie that I used to write the character, they were universally very positive and excited about it. Not one bad experience.
So, while it would be nice if people didn’t just ASSUME that a woman wouldn’t know who Deadpool was, I didn’t ever think it was this big deal, I just thought it was kind of funny that the ONE person he chose to explain Deadpool that day is actually given a shout-out in the movie. That struck me as kind of amusing.
He wasn’t being a dick, he just was excited about Deadpool, and assumed I wouldn’t know who Wade Wilson was. Not a big deal at all. “
Anyway, this was so inoffensive, I actually forgot it happened until something jogged my memory and I thought people might find it amusing. It was such an incredible non-issue! Deadpool fans have ALWAYS been incredibly nice to me, regardless of gender, I have always felt they were some of the kindest and most generous readers out there.
Also, dude, if you’re out there, I promise, I was NOT OFFENDED and I thought it was kind of adorable to see your excitement at your favorite hero getting a movie. Hope you enjoyed it as much as I did!
(via fireflyca)
10 AUs I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO READ
1. I need to get this rare book for my studies but you’re that asshole who didn’t bring it back for 3 weeks now and I check the library everyday for you AU
2. I try to shoplift my favourite sweets and tuck too much of them into my jacket but I bump into you and they all fall to the ground so I scream RUN RUN TAKE ALL YOU CAN CARRY and you do and we hide somewhere and share the prey AU
3. You’re sitting with a group of friends directly behind me at the movies but your annoying sarcastic comments on the film crack me up and you notice me laughing AU
4. I accompany my little cousin on halloween to go trick-or-treating but you won’t open the door although I know you’re at home and stinkin’ rich so I plot a revenge plan with all the kids from the neighbourhood AU
5. We are at an art exhibition and we stand in front of a big abstract painting for a long time until you say very calmly: ‘that’s definitely a penis.’ and we both start giggling and everybody’s staring at us AU
6. You’re a street artist and constantly paint on my nice house facade and everytime I have it cleaned again you come back and redo it until I finally catch you and oh heck you’re cute and actually talented AU
7. It’s too hot and too full in the tube and we stand too close together but oh you smell so heavenly and now I can’t get you out of my mind AU
8. You’re my tutor at university and I have a crush on you so I come late on purpose so you’ll notice me AU
9. You boom into my lectures with your annoying riot demo group and I want to make sure you won’t pass that class but you are tough and clever AU
10. You’re the first barista who finally wrote my name correctly so I’ll buy you a coffee and a muffin on your break AU
+Bonus: I’m so drunk and ring your doorbell at 3am because my ex used to live here AU
Happy Writing ♡
(via amusewithaview)
Run faster.
Walk like you have back up. That’s what it means for men.
it genuinely took me a minute to realize this meant “walk sexy so they stare at your ass” and not “walk quickly and/or run because you’re in danger.” men are so fucking stupid and have zero conception of what being a woman in public is actually like lol
Every single woman who reads this immediately thinks, “Walk faster. Change directions. Surround yourself with people. Call your mom/sister/friend, tell her where you are, that you love her. Squeeze the keys between fingers tighter.”
That quote is either a warning or a threat.
Oscar de la Renta marketing team lacks powerful women.
fucking this. my immediate reaction was clenching my fists, just reading this.
I swear all the color drained out of my cheeks just reading this, my shoulders tensed up, HELLO ADRENALINE.
so i’d be pretending i’m on the phone and dropping hints that i’m a judo instructor. IS THAT HOW I AM SUPPOSED TO WALK, OSCAR? BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT I DO WHEN THREE MEN ARE FOLLOWING ME AT NIGHT
I ALSO START SPEED WALKING
GODDAMMIT OSCAR, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT IT’S LIKE BEING A WOMAN WALKING ALONE???
DO YOU ???
Literally did not even occur to me that this sign could mean anything other than a warning, until this post pointed out what it was actually supposed to mean. Jesus fucking christ.
Umm, hold my keys in my fist and slow down so they can pass me by?
(via thepainofthesass)
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