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dear clothing manufacturers:
- make sleeves go all the way to the wrist
- stop putting shelf bras in everything
- make jeans for short people with big butts
- make shirts out of anything more substantial than gossamer
- stop putting hanger straps on everything, they’re fn annoying and we’re disasters who don’t use them anyway
- fake pockets???!!? FAKE POCKETS??!!?
- put pockets on everything i am serious
- charge less than half what you’re currently charging for shorts
- end ‘one size fits all’ forever
- size women’s clothing the way you size men’s clothing: with MEASUREMENTS
- basically stop everything you’re doing and start over completely and don’t be rude dusty dongs this time
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my straight male coworker looks over at my drawings
“you drew that boy in a dress”
“yes I have”
“…that’s cute he looks really cute in that”
“yes”
“draw another in a dress”I’ve awakened something.
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nothing fucked me up more than hearing the line “now they’re going to bed and my stomach is sick, and it’s all in my head but she’s touching his chest” in mr brightside and REALIZING THAT SICK AND CHEST DON’T RHYME… ….SH E’S NOT TOUCHIGN HIS CHEST…..
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I’m really not unapproachable @ all but I do appreciate giving off the vibe bc it protects me
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THE SATURN AWARDS HEARD US!
After a couple of days of campaigning to let the Saturn Awards know that #FinnIsALead and John Boyega should be nominated as such, we’ve been heard.
The folks at the Saturn Awards took time to reach out directly and were very gracious, understanding, and apologetic for the incident over the phone.
We are glad and grateful that they heard all of us!
Thank you for your help with this campaign! Now it’s up to the voters!
I am crying tears of joy!
YES
But what if they just happened to cast Andrew Garfield as the boyfriend in Deadpool 2, and someone in the movie is like, “hey, you look just like Peter Par-” but Deadpool tackles them before they can finish and then just looks directly at the camera and is like, “this is my boyfriend, Pete Parkley, and he is definitely not Spiderman because that would be a serious breach of licensing rights.” and then he just grabs Pete and tows him away by the suspicious red spandex collar poking out over the top of his T-shirt
Someone get this to Ryan Reynolds stat
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dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone
SO my freshman year of college I had a friend/roommate who was dating a guy kind of off-and-on and there was one particular instance where he made her cry for like…four hours straight. And she asked me for advice after about the second hour of her crying on my lap, because apparently I seemed like a good shoulder to cry on (and I genuinely didn’t mind, I got that she was upset, but it confused the fuck out of me because most people opt for the word ‘terrifying’ to describe me). And I was like “…dude did something you’d already asked him not to do and he made you cry for multiple hours. This is not the first time he’s made you this upset. Dump his ass immediately.”
Yeah, two years later, they’re still dating (still off-and-on, seems to be pretty much the same situation), but we’re not still talking.
(Source: elliebeanz, via yea-lets-do-this-shit)