Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

Aug 16

thiskidiknow:

petermaximoff:

toraziyals:

one time my old roommate made an account on some kind of website focused on finding job offers, and a random woman sent her a message that was like, “hello, i see you are a young woman who lives in maryland, i am looking for someone to legally marry my son for two years so that he can get cheaper tuition to a college in your state, would you be interested? i would pay you for doing this and you could get divorced afterwards”

it was SUPER WEIRD and she was of course like “no?? i won’t do this, what the fuck” BUT ANYWAYS IMO this should be everyone’s next strange fanfiction plot: “we got married for the college tuition because my mom secretly arranged it over the internet” au

okay but like two friends getting married for cheaper tution like hah we are geniuses this is a fool proof plan and we are completely platonic everything is fine haha i didnt just notice how beautiful your eyes are and how soft your hair feels LOVING THIS CHEAPER TUITION EVERYTHING IS FINE

And call it InTuition

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geekandmisandry:

geekandmisandry:

geekandmisandry:

geekandmisandry:

geekandmisandry:

My husband doesn’t believe me that shaving your legs is difficult and time consuming. So long story short he is about to shave his legs for the first time.

Update: he is part way through one leg and regretting his decision. I got him to switch from his men’s razor to my woman razor (his is for face shaving) and it’s going slightly better.

He is hating shaving his legs. HATING it.

Update:

My husband from the shower: how many notes does your post have?

Me: roughly one for every YEAR you have been in that shower!

Update:

BEFORE:

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AFTER:

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He says it was ridiculous and he can’t imagine having to do it again in a few days time, it’s much harder than shaving his face (he had previously claimed they would be abut the same). He says he feels he has learned a lesson!

Edit: He also pulled a muscle while shaving his legs! He said it was like exercise. “Yoga in the shower with razors” indeed!

Update: he has been rubbing his legs together in bed for ten minutes.

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If this gets 25,000 notes, I’ll wear cosplay every day in October.

thatsreallyproblematic:

brick-the-lucario:

stridinghuntsman:

No you wont.

Oh please, I’m not risking anything. No way it’s gonna get that many notes.

Please reblog this in spite

There you go, man, never challenge tumblr.

Have fun with that.

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partyhardees:

oceane-water:

empresspinto:

hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

also that your lunch tastes good, you find twenty dollars on the ground, and that thing coming up that you were dreading turns out not so bad

Passing this good karma

I reblogged this 3 days ago and my skin got clear and I got a message from a guy who refers to me as queen yesterday. Good karma vibes all around.

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whativebeenreadin:

hymnandher:

i know tumblr likes violent man eating mermaids but i fuck p heavy with pretty playful pretty scaled mermaids in warm sorts of waters keeping the tide gentle when lil toddlers are learning to swim and kissing the breath into good sailors because they have someone waiting on a cliff by the sea for them to come home and cutting seals and turtles out of netting and plastic bags 

but maybe being from hawaii just made me think of the ocean of a safe cradley sort of place i know its scary i know it’ll kick your ass but sometimes its ten types of turquoise and and sometimes sea foam sticks to your eyelashes sometimes the sun hits your face even when you’re twenty feet under and i have a hard time forgetting its first and foremost a womb 

so mermaids who watch the triple crown and scare sharks away from the surfers 

Cheerleader mermaids, whooping it up, yelling encouragement to their fave surfers at competitions.

Skinny, giggly teen mermaids helping jittery new surfers get used to the water, and helping them back on the board when they fall off.

Mermaid moms holding swimming lessons for human kids along with their own babies.
Older mermaids helping elderly and disabled folks swim for physiotherapy.

Delicate, koi-like mermaids falling in love with pretty pearl-diving girls in Asia.

Chubby, blubbery cold water mermaids who are built to deal with ice cold waters, watching out for ships around ice bergs and signalling them safely around the danger.

Cold water mermaids tossing fish to Inuit hunters who’ve had a bad day so they don’t have to go home without food.

Dark skinned swamp mermaids who blend into the murky bayou water, rescuing people who slip and fall into the muck so they don’t sink or drown.

Swamp mermaids chatting up cute Cajun boys and showing them where to fish the best crawdads.

Fancy-finned tropical mermaids posing for pictures with excited snorkeling tourists.

Clever, dolphin-like mermaids helping scientists track fish migratory patterns and catching sample for them to study.

Large, fierce shark-like mermaids helping the coast guard capture poachers, pirates, and smugglers.

MERMAID DIVERSITY FTW!

CAN SOMEONE JUST WRITE ME A 500 PAGE NOVEL ABOUT MERMAIDS ALREADY. I HAVE BEEN SEEING THESE POSTS FOR ALMOST A YEAR AND I AM READY.

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yourfictionmyreality:

yisaldifferentfromotherknights:

stavvers:

I’ve just come to the realisation that Hermione Granger probably memory charmed her parents and packed them off to Australia long before she told Harry and Ron she’d done it at the beginning of Deathly Hallows.

She literally never goes home from Goblet of Fire onwards, spending her summers with the boys instead. In GoF she’s remarkably blase about her teeth, something her dentist parents would have noticed and felt hurt about. 

If I were to guess, I’d say she probably did it after the wizarding world cup when she’d seen exactly how the wizarding world treats muggles and decided not to let that happen to her folks. Hermione knows which way the wind is blowing and gets in early. She’d be more than capable of doing it. 

…Oh my God.

hermione is fucking ruthless and i will fight anyone who tells me otherwise

that was her “negative” gryffindor trait

was she incredibly brave and courageous and loyal? yes

but she was also vicious and violent and trapped a woman as a beetle in a jar for over a year because she pissed her off

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hayleyattwel:

here for tony stark

here is the result  i will add everyone to the list

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