Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

Aug 04

ultrafacts:
“  As the sun went down after the 1862 Battle of Shiloh during the Civil War, some soldiers noticed that their wounds were glowing a faint blue. Many men waited on the rainy, muddy Tennessee battlefield for two days that April, until...

ultrafacts:

As the sun went down after the 1862 Battle of Shiloh during the Civil War, some soldiers noticed that their wounds were glowing a faint blue. Many men waited on the rainy, muddy Tennessee battlefield for two days that April, until medics could treat them. Once they were taken to field hospitals, the troops with glowing wounds were more likely to survive their injuries — and to get better faster. Thus the mysterious blue light was dubbed “Angel’s Glow.”

Here is an article about this if you want to read more:

http://www.kidsdiscover.com/quick-reads/angels-glow-the-bacterium-that-saved-civil-war-soldiers/

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fauxboy:
“ starshinethecat1:
“ xxgoldie12xx:
“ the-winchesters-in-221b:
“ 2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:
“ davespritedave:
“ hoechlolly:
“ tehwhovianhufflepuff:
“ imagine-tenthousand:
“ mockinggrass:
“ Go big or go home
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So I tried to recreate this, because I...

fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

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So I decided to try it

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alrighty, let’s go one more step

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i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

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THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

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Story of my life

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that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

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radical-torphen:
“ officialstarscream:
“ littlealiceisinwonderland:
“ haedia:
“ thewolfofnibu:
“ stahscre4m:
“ there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator
”
see what intrigues me about college isn’t the intellectual pursuit or...

radical-torphen:

officialstarscream:

littlealiceisinwonderland:

haedia:

thewolfofnibu:

stahscre4m:

there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator

see what intrigues me about college isn’t the intellectual pursuit or the bonding or whatever, its the fact that people have the freedom to do random shit like this

Okay, everybody, I have a story about random shit in college. When I was in college, there was a particular class I took where, no matter what time you walked into class, if you made it into the room before the professor, you wouldn’t be counted late. I mean, that’s a pretty cool policy, given how some professors are really obnoxious about attendance. 

Well, one time, a fellow student of mine was running late to class. As she reached the edge of the building, she saw her professor making it to the front steps (super long rectangular building here). He looks up from walking and he sees her. He then points to his watch, gives her a well-meaning “Look who’s late” face, and walks on inside.

What he didn’t know, though, was that this particular student was like freakishly good at bouldering and related climbing skills, so she was just like “Fuck it” and SCALED THE BUILDING!

She tapped on the window of the 4th floor classroom (the floors had like 20ft ceilings, so, she was quite a ways up there), nearly making one student piss himself. They opened the window, she rolled through, onto the floor, and slid into her seat about five seconds before the professor opened the door to the classroom. 

He did a double take, started to say “How the hell d—” when a security guard ran in, red-faced and panting, pointed at her and bellowed “STOP DOING THAT!”

Okay random college story of my dads. He was taking a history class and they were writing a timed paper during the class and when the time ended, the professor told everyone to turn in their papers or they would not be graded.

One boy in the class wasn’t finished with his paper when the time was up so he continued to write the paper until the class finished. When it did he went to the turn in the paper. The professor told him that he could not hand in his paper outside of the time restraint because it wasn’t fair to the rest of the people in the class.

So the boy went up to the professor desk and asked “do you know who I am? DO YOU KNOW
WHO I AM??” The professor calmly told him “no I don’t know who you are.” The boy said “good!” And stuffed his paper into the stack on the professor’s desk of all the papers that had been turned on time and then walked out of the class.

The professor has no choice but to grade his paper.

My favorite thing about this post is that people keep adding college stories to it and they’re so much fun to read

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vamptapuss:

adamnsight:

Have you ever seen brown eyes in the sun? You don’t always notice it at first but you’ll see that ‘brown’ no longer describes them. They melt into golden rays, circling an eclipse. There’s nothing boring about brown eyes, not even when the later hours encroach; they just turn into a sunset of their own. 

2015: we said we were going to romanticize brown eyes and someone did it

I am literally one of the most stony-hearted motherfuckers you’ll ever meet.

I’ve never heard a compliment about brown eyes (my eyes) before.

This made me a little teary.

I’ll never admit it, though.

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shestoocoldtoshiver:

ner-oh:

thetruthoftears:

ner-oh:

when the adhesive on your pad snags ur pubes

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If you have pubes and use pads…than you probably aren’t having sex..

if a man (or a woman) can’t handle pubes or pads then he’s probably an immature douche who won’t grow up. if he can’t understand that pubes are a natural body occurance, or think that his preferance in my menstral protection is above my comfort then he’s probably an asshole and, just like with tampons, i dont want him up my vagina

DRAG THE BITCH

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timecannotberewritten:

dovahqueene:

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

There are thousands of half-babies in my ballsack and that’s terrifying

at least you don’t bleed them out every month

you make a compelling argument

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penguintim:

Petition for Hayley Atwell to replace Kevin Feige as head of Marvel Studios productions.

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