green-tea-and-baby-carrots:

lycanthropuns:

icanhelpyouthere:

icanhelpyouthere:

Headcanon that McGonagall is offended on a personal level that Umbridge loves cats. 

This literally got 600 more notes just while I was at dinner what the fuck

How has nobody thought about this before tbh

Ok but imagine McGonagall in cat form prowling around the castle, in strategically chosen places so that Umbridge will come across her. 

Umbridge takes the cat back to her office and feeds it a little saucer of milk. The cat starts coming back to Umbridge’s office around the same time every night, until eventually Umbridge gets into a little routine of setting out a saucer of milk for the cat before bed. 

McGonagall now has all the best secrets on Umbridge, all of the results of the evaluations, and most importantly, is in a perfect position to spy on the ministry for the Order of the Phoenix. 

All because Umbridge is obsessed with cats.

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star-anise:

ofools:

ofools:

I would honestly prefer reading about the stupid paranormal romance where the weird non-human boyfriend can’t work out the DVD player over Brooding Manipulative and Controlling asshole trope

[screaming at the DVD player] IM 800 YEARS OLD CUT ME SOME SLACK

“Unless you know how to work a 15th-century printing press you can stop laughing and show me how to Twitter again.”

(via adelindschade)

thewinchestercave:

God Bless Captain America.

(via clintashamcu97)

my-insanity-is-an-artform:

amuseoffyre:

brilliant-but-scary-bad-wolf:

natasha handcuffing herself to the bed

natasha having visceral reactions to disney movies and old American cartoons

natasha not reacting to the cold because she trained in the snow in shorts and a tank top

natasha hoarding her food

natasha seeing someone not eating for an extended period and fetching them something from the fridge and silently setting it down beside them and walking away before they notice

natasha reciting all the states in alphabetical order when tony jokingly suggests that none of the avengers could do it

natasha always counting everyone after major battles because she’s seen friends die too many times before

natasha having nightmares that she’ll do to her new friends what she was forced to do to the old

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(Source: jessicafuckingjones, via adelindschade)

howlincommndos:

Steven Grant Rogers was born on July 4, 1918, to Sarah and Joseph Rogers in Brooklyn, New York City. 

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Tags: Steve Rogers

bonehandledknife:

bonehandledknife:

 icarus-suraki:

cactusspatz:

childofjobassa:

#let’s just save each other and casually share a meaningful glance aka WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME

Seriously, his face right here is killing me. They’re in the middle of a fight and Max just did an insane flying tackle while running down a moving vehicle to save her, but then Furiosa brakes for him and he takes this moment to stare at her like he can’t believe it. (I’m really trying to come up with an explanation that doesn’t sound like it got filtered through my shipper goggles, but I can’t. He’s not noticing Toast is gone – the eyeline is all wrong – and it could just be a ‘we’re so fucked’ look, but he has to be visibly startled out of looking at her by a guy attacking over the cab roof.)

On reflection, it’s a lot like the look Max gives Furiosa when she offers him a fully loaded bike.

We’ve talked a lot about how Max and Furiosa come to trust each other over the movie, but when was the last time someone protected him like that?

I’m biased for having read that the outright intention was to create a character (Furiosa) who is an equal to and in and of herself another Road Warrior–but it’s almost as if they look at each other and see themselves right there in the other. 

“I’m me and I’m you. You’re you and you’re me. I’m you and you’re me and you’re me and I’m you. All at once.”

good god the ‘non-shippy’ reading is even sappier than the shippy one it’s beautiful my reading is that they’re both SO CONCERNED like Holy hell you’re still all right and not quite able to believe it like did Furiosa actually expect her breaking trick to work? he had to grab the engine not to go flying off they’re desperately making up tricks to rescue each other at 60+ miles per hour and it’s wonderful (via mumblingsage)

Also noticed on this go around the way he’s holding his left hand, it’s still wrapped up from when the steering wheel got harpooned. I love the consistency in this movie, how damage carries over.

I love that confused look on Max’s face, “you braked. you braked for me. Why. why. you keep moving. you need to keep moving.”

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you need to keep moving:

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Bonus: The War Boy who stabbed Furiosa managed to more easily climb back onto the Rig because she was braking to save Max.

So I thought this morning, maybe I was just nightblogging. Maybe it’s not the sort of the same expression he had during the my name is max scene.

Oh god no my heart. It kinda is? Still that confused concerned whyyyyyy. Ugh Tom Hardy do you even realize what your face is doing jfc of course you do, and so does Sixel.

(via bonehandledknife)

saraneththebinder:

gnarlydeer:

gnarlydeer:

The government has ordered federal employees’ health insurers to offer transition-related coverage for transgender employees!!

effective january 1st 2016!!

TODAY IS AMAZING

(Source: saladude, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

cishetwhiteoppressor:

tiger-pinko:

former-fatty:

uglyhairedsaiyan:

tldr version:

Stan Lee says characters should stay how they were intended to be.

>Peter Parker shouldn’t be black, and Black Panther shouldn’t be Swiss.

>Says there’s no reason to change the characters when you can just make new ones.

>Tells people to create their own characters instead of changing existing ones.

>Also mentions how wanting a white character to stay white doesn’t make you anti-black/Latino/etc. because most people also wouldn’t want a black character to stop being black.


——-

My opinion:

He’s completely right.

Stan’s the man.

THANK YOU Stan Lee for being a famous person who speaks the truth instead of bowing under SJWbullshit pressure.

He’s too old for their shit.

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  • School: haha there is no need for students to be stressed out about the exams .....,,,,, they r well prepared if they did the 12 hours of homework daily
  • Students: if i throw myself down these stairs i have three more weeks to study

Things My Friends Have Said

  • Aries: "Her tits are fucking glorious."
  • Taurus: "Yea I have sexual daydreams about him."
  • Gemini: "I started a notebook where I just write down everything I say because I say a lot of funny stuff."
  • Cancer: "Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. FOR FUCK'S SAKE. MY BIRTHDAY IS JULY 16 WHAT'S MY SIGN."
  • Leo: "My brother said he's going to help me get abs. Thank God, he's fucking ripped."
  • Virgo: "Why are you sitting there? That's where my bag sits."
  • Libra: "Look at these. *pulls out a pack of dry erase markers* I have every single color."
  • Scorpio: " I told my mom jokingly that I liked My Little Pony and she fucking bought me a poster. *gestures to poster*"
  • Sagittarius: "This better be important I was watching Pocahantas."
  • Capricorn: "Watch this. This is something you would do.....if you were a lizard."
  • Aquarius: "3 words. Hello. Kitty. Underwear."
  • Pisces: "I will pee on you. I will literally pee all over you. I'll paint your house yellow with my piss. Give me the fucking remote."