what’s up? // 4 non blondes
and so i wake in the morning and i step outside
and i take a deep breath and i get real high
and i scream from the top of my lungs, “what’s going on?”
(via yea-lets-do-this-shit)
- Me reading a retelling of an Arthurian legend: It's amazing how I can love Merlin in one version and hate him in another. It's so much fun to see all ways people imagine King Arthur as a good or bad king, and I love seeing characters like Nimue and Mordred depicted in all sorts of ways, from wicked through and through to being misunderstood and full of goodness. There are so many ways to imagine these characters, and none are wrong!
- Me reading a version in which Guinevere isn't a good person: why is this book so full of sin
If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.
It has returned to my dash and I cannot fight the compulsion to reblog…
Always reblog.
(Source: digg, via bonehandledknife)
One time I was working at the jewelry counter at work and I was showcasing some diamond necklaces to an older lady and I was always taught to try to connect with people in order to make a sale and so we were talking about her husband blah blah blah and she goes “are you married”
…………
Now the normal response to say is no, since I am not married
However I didn’t comprehend what she said and I was like yeah
So I quickly had to switch my ring on to my ring finger and make up a fictional spouse on the spot
And to this day she comes in periodically asking about my wife Morgan (who is now pregnant with twins!) and I mean I have been stuck with this alternate fictional life for a year and a half nowOur anniversary is Wednesday if anyone wants to get us anything
(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
I wanted to love Hillary Clinton. I really did.
But, I’m sorry, Bernie Sanders 100% has my vote. He stands for everything I stand for. Not just some things like Hillary. I’ve been told that I’m not a “real feminist” since I don’t plan to vote for her. I want to see a female president just as much as anyone else does. But Sanders could lead this country in a wonderfully amazing direction and I am confident that he has a lot more to offer than Clinton does. Sorry not sorry.
Being a real feminist doesn’t mean voting for a woman because she’s a woman. It means voting for the candidate that will best advance women’s issues. Bernie Sanders is that candidate.
(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
So I went to the eye doctor, right, and I sit down to fill out the paperwork like you do and the lady was like “Thanks, Doctor Doctor will be with you in a moment” and I was like why did she say doctor twice that’s weird but then I looked at the business cards on the table and his name was actually Dr. Chad Dockter and I looked around and the other assistant caught my eye and just nodded like “You just had the moment didn’t you”
(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
I had a call from niteflirt where a guy gave me his full credit card number
Could slightly relevant out of context to the people who the online chat thing to kinda keep em aware of predators and mean people.full name, everything, told me to go crazy and spend spend spend. I’ve never spoken to him before, and he was only on the phone for 11 minutes.
An hour later he asks why I didn’t buy anything.
I didn’t buy anything because I have fucking common sense. If you get a guys credit card number that you don’t know and buy something you are fucking up. All it takes is for him to call to his credit card company to claim fraud, and to get my full real name, my address, and cops at my door. I dunno how many girls he’s called trying this, but I know a lot of new girls are on niteflirt, and I know a lot you are kind of desperate for money. I know the idea is great, but don’t ruin yourself over money you’re not even going to get.
….Why are so many none sex workers and underage people reblogging this?
Yeah I was underage non sex worker once and with a guy who sent me lots of gift cards, and not knowing any better if he had ever sent a credit card number I would’ve gotten myself into some shit.
Ah
yeah it’s just a good anti-fraud thing to know
is this on the phone? because if it’s on the computer couldn’t you print the messages and show them to the judge for your innocents and still get to use the money before hand?
Even if it was, that doesn’t matter, it’s still credit card fraud regardless because the card holder says it is. Don’t put yourself at risk. It’s best to just avoid the whole situation
(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
My favorite moment when playing FFXIV for the first time was seeing the men in the same ridiculous subligars as the women.
In order:
World of Warcraft
Dark Souls
Final Fantasy XIV
Seriously, Dark Souls is so good about this, I accidentally became female and didn’t even know about it until I was changing my gear.
(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
