When they say ‘stop’, you stop.
When they say ‘maybe’, you get ready to stop.
When they say ‘go’, you go.
And like a traffic light, their signals are not optional.
For example, if they say ‘stop’ or ‘maybe’ and you decide to keep going, you will get hit by a truck.
MY truck.
I will run you over.
(via yea-lets-do-this-shit)
If You Are a Homosexual and Are Already Married:
If you had been lucky enough to live in a state that allowed gay marriage, the federal government already recognized your marriage as a thing, and you were eligible for tax, health, and pension benefits under federal law like any other married couple. Previously, if you had moved to another state that didn’t recognize gay marriage, that state didn’t have to recognize your marriage. Now, your marriage is recognized everywhere, the same as anyone else’s.
If You Are a Homosexual and Want to Get Married:
Where before this came down to whether or not your state had legalized it, now you are free to do so regardless of which state you live in.
If You Are a Heterosexual and Do NOT Want to Enter into a Homosexual Marriage:
You will not be required to marry a gay person. This is a common misunderstanding. This decision actually does not affect you in any way.
A 30-Second Guide to How the Gay Marriage Ruling Affects You
David Wong always breaks it down like a champ.
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children
if you know barn owls then you already know what noise awaits you.
if you don’t, be prepared for the sound of pure, feathery rage given voice.
(Source: youtube.com, via kinshula)
Today on the 9th day of the holy month of Ramadan, 25 Muslims were unjustly murdered by a mosque bombing in Kuwait. May Allah bless the souls of the those who were lost and heal those who were harmed. ﴿ الَّذِينَ إِذَا أَصَابَتْهُم مُّصِيبَةٌ قَالُواْ إِنَّا لِلّهِ وَإِنَّـا إِلَيْهِ رَاجِعونَ ﴾
(Source: basedpunk, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.
- She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
- Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
- I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.
Yo, I deadass did not reblog her yesterday and some fucked up shit happened to me today.
I’m not reblogging this as a chain post but as a reminder of the film.
FORGIVE ME FOLLOWERS FOR I AM FRIGHTEN
(Source: visavee, via yea-lets-do-this-shit)
This makes me so happy. They’re saying he’s drawing larger crowds than any other candidate.
signal boost because cable news is too terrified to acknowledge him
(Source: havxmercy, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
A lot of people on FB are having happy tears, and while I’m thrilled, I was dry-eyed…until I saw this, and those last four words.
It is so ordered.
(Source: kateoplis, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
my favourite thing about big dogs is when you push ‘em over they’re just like
“oh i’m lying down now! someone might scratch my stomach!!! i might nap!! endless possibilities!!!’
Whereas you push little dogs over and they’re all like “Vengeance! Death before dishonor!”
(via thepainofthesass)
Vodka Tia Moran
