musclechurch:
(in an argument) oh wow you really fucked up now asshole. you just committed a post ad ergo hoc argumentum ad epidermis propter nauseum ad hominahomina magna cum laude, fuckface. prepare to taste my blade
I am fluent in Latin and like seventy percent of that was prepositions.
(via yea-lets-do-this-shit)
breakintherain:
fromthewildwood:
madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:
themouseabides:
Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein is not the monster.
Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein is the monster.

I said many ignorant people nowadays thought ‘Frankenstein’ was the name of the monster, and not of the scientist who created him.
Mary Shelley said, ‘That’s not so ignorant after all. There are two monsters in my story, not one. And one of them, the scientist, is indeed named Frankenstein.’
(Kurt Vonnegut)
It makes you want to give Mary Shelley a high five. I’m glad she knew how brilliant she was all along.
(Source: thekinofpumps, via thepainofthesass)
thebaconsandwichofregret:
mutilatedmemories:
I will never understand girls who throw their bras at guys on stage those things are fucking expensive and he has no use for it like what do you want him to do pass it down to his first born daughter
I thought this was going to be slut-shaming but it’s glorious
(via thepainofthesass)
foreignexchangehijabi:
If anyone’s trying to learn a language I’ve recently discovered this company called the Language Pod Company and it is so much better than Rosetta Stone and it’s completely free (unless you’d like one-one-one teacher-student help then it’s like $25 a month which tbh you shouldn’t really need because they make it really clear in the lessons). It’s super easy to navigate and it even gives you a history of the language. There are audio and video lessons. Real-life situations and different speakers. They even write the letters for you because I know sometime it’s hard to learn to write in a language that doesn’t use the same alphabet that you’re used to. You’re welcome.
Arabic
French
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Portuguese
Japanese
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Chinese
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Swedish
Polish
Persian
Norwegian
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Finnish
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Dutch
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Bulgarian
(Source: desidrake, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
pippin-took-my-shoe:
Reblog if you’re part of the ‘I read a lot of fan fiction and now I have a bizarrely accurate judgement of how long it takes me to read a particular number of words’ squad
(Source: vermillionreasons, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)