atomic-glitter:

wendynerdwrites:

I’ve always thought they were utterly disgusting people. But this is just the cherry on top of the misogyny sundae. The best part is that this piece of shit is asking people to pray for HIM. NOT the little girls he molested. Not his SISTERS, WHOM HE…

pinkflowervans:
“neo-maxxi–zoom-dweebie:
“aph-roshia:
“hailtothepanek:
“sugar-and-smiles-please:
“demonica-dawson:
“ time-lord-ramnikul:
“ knitmeapony:
“ demonhamster:
“ despotic:
“ suicidemydarling:
“ gigantorthemooseking:
“ I once went to a concert...

pinkflowervans:

neo-maxxi–zoom-dweebie:

aph-roshia:

hailtothepanek:

sugar-and-smiles-please:

demonica-dawson:

time-lord-ramnikul:

knitmeapony:

demonhamster:

despotic:

suicidemydarling:

gigantorthemooseking:

I once went to a concert with a friend (I don’t remember the band, she dragged me along) when I was 16. They were starting a wall of death and this guy who was flirting with me decides it would be funny to pull my top down, exposing my breasts, then throw me in the middle of this wall of death right as it’s about to meet. When I stumble in the middle and hit the wall someone screamed “STOP! EXPOSED GIRL!” and I thought they were all going to oggle at me. Instead, one guy quickly helped me cover up, three more helped me to my feet, and another asked who did that. When I pointed out the guy, two of them looked at him, me, each other, then nodded and punched the guy in the face before forcing him into the wall that was about to form again.

Metal men are gentlemenly as shit.

This fucking this^^^ 

I’ve always loved this.

I went to my first concert a few months ago and there were these really tall men with black vest tops and tattoos and piercings surrounding us screaming loudly when the music started playing, but then we realised this kid in the crowd had lost his mum so they tried to comfort him and when he started crying they asked him his name and he shakily sobbed “Eliot” at which point they lifted him in the air onto the shoulder’s and shouted at the top of their lungs “ELIOT’S MUM, ELIOT IS LOOKING FOR YOU. EXCUSE ME HAS ANYONE SEEN ELIOT’S MUM!!!” at which point Eliot started giggling between sobs until he finally found his mum while in the air.

Seriously, I have felt safer in groups of death metal dudes than in the group of the preppiest preps that ever prepped.

Metal guys are one big family. Simple as that.

I remember seeing this for the first time like a year ago and not once have I seen it and not reblogged it because this is just amazing.

My old coworker was one of those guys. Big, bearded, played in a hardcore metal band. One day another coworker’s laptop was stolen from the breakroom, so metal-head bought him a brand new one.

That guy was really a huge teddy bear.

My friend is tiny and she was at a concert when she was 15 or something and they were about to do a wall of death and she was right at the front. She started to realise this was not going to end well for her, but then this massive guy next to her picked her up and put her on his shoulders just as it began.
After when she asked why, he said “if I didn’t pick you up you would have been crushed.”
Metal men are nicer than most.

I think the rules for metal dudes are universal.
1. Look out for smaller people that could be hurt and help them.
2. If someone falls, help them up.
3. If you see anyone being a dick fucking pulverise them

Back when I was 19 I had a POS car and it broke down on the freeway.  I had my hazards on but I’m not very big and I was having a hard time pushing my car to the shoulder.  All the other cars were passing me and some of the drivers were men who were honking their horns and yelling at me.  I was 19 and scared.  I started crying as I tried to push my car and next thing I know I hear a bunch of Harley’s come up behind me and I start to get nervous (remember, I was young and incredibly naive) and when I look over my shoulder there are like 5 or 6 big, bearded, tattooed, heavily pierced dudes walking toward me.  One of them (with a HUGE Metallica tattoo across his neck) came up to me with a smile and asked if they could help.  I let them.  Not only did they get my car to the shoulder, they pushed it up the off ramp and into a parking lot.  They left their bikes on the freeway.  I was stunned.  One guy even gave me $5.00 to buy a snack and something to drink to calm me down.  They also waited until I had contacted someone on my cell phone before they left.

I’ll never forget their kindness and it taught me a big lesson that day.  Don’t EVER judge someone based on their appearance.  Ever.

(Source: psihoticno-sarkasticna, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

charlesoberonn:

USA: *adopts and uses foods, festivities, music and sports from every other nation on the planet*

The World: Hey, USA, you should adopt this universal healthcare system and gun control laws that works so well in other countries, too!

USA: No, that’s unamerican.

(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

peaceful-moon:

stephenhawqueen:

the US is unreal like girls cant wear shorts to school, you can literally lose your job for being gay, and unarmed black children are brutally murdered on the regular but old white ppl r still like “what a beautiful country. i can freely carry a gun for no reason and some of our mountains look like presidents. god bless”

THIS IS LITERALLY IT. THIS IS WHAT ITS LIKE

(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

songbirde108:
“mercurialkitty:
“emmagrant01:
“clevermanka:
“youcangofindatree:
“moremetalthanyourmom:
“Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and it’s amazing how many men I’ve run into bc they expected me to move
”
Gotta try it
”
I work...

songbirde108:

mercurialkitty:

emmagrant01:

clevermanka:

youcangofindatree:

moremetalthanyourmom:

Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and it’s amazing how many men I’ve run into bc they expected me to move

Gotta try it

I work (and walk) on a college campus. I’ve lost count of how many men I’ve smacked shoulders with.

Recently, I was standing outside my son’s classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didn’t; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadn’t leapt out of his manly path.

Now I’m wishing I’d leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, “My Liege!”

I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.

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Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where I’m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.

(Source: thislittlecitygirl, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

mohala-sumiko:

Mad Max told a story about sexual violence and survivorship without relying on rape scenes to impress upon the audience how *serious* things were.

instead of watching the abuse on screen, we hear about it through the interactions between the wives. they tell us what happened, and in that way they take control of their own narrative.

rather than being voyeurs witnessing the wives’ trauma played out onscreen, we were an audience listening to their story.

and that makes a world of difference.

(via johanirae)

fuck-the-back-row:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

vincisomething:

doctorsdemons:

whitedarryl:

asatira:

elfgrove:

mmemento:

leaper182:

bead-bead:

the-writers-ramblings:

i cant even make it past the table of contents im laughing too hard

WHAT IS THIS BOOK!?!

It’s called “Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-Bullshit Guide to World Mythology”
By Cory O’Brien, and it looks highly entertaining. :D

Gilgamesh: THE ULTIMATE BROMANCE

Give it here, now.

Sweet Fluffy Gods why is there not an audiobook version?

I need to find this book.

The first time Iv’e wanted to read something since Metro 2033.

guy

guys…look what we did :D

I want this book

dude I need this book right now

I’ve read it! It’s a wonderful book and made me cry laughing

(Source: thewritersramblings, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

factsinallcaps:

doomy:

factsinallcaps:

thankyouforyourcooperation:

factsinallcaps:

CATS HAVE LIMITED OBJECT PERMANENCE AND DON’T ALWAYS UNDERSTAND THAT TWO DIFFERENT DOORS CAN LEAD TO THE SAME ROOM

#SO IS THIS WHY MY CATS ASK TO BE LET IN BECAUSE IT’S RAINING #AND THEN IMMEDIATELY GO TO THE OTHER DOOR AND ASK TO BE LET OUT AGAIN? 

YUP, THAT’S WHY. CATS ARE BIG DUMMIES AND OFTEN SEE NO REASON WHY TWO DIFFERENT DOORS SHOULD LEAD TO THE SAME PLACE, SO THEY FIGURE THEY’LL CHECK IF IT’S ALSO RAINING IN THE OTHER OUTSIDE BEHIND THE OTHER DOOR. 

WHEN THE PROPRIETOR OF THIS BLOG WAS A CHILD, THE KITCHEN LED INTO THE DINING ROOM, WHICH LED INTO THE LIVING ROOM, WHICH LEAD INTO THE FRONT HALLWAY, WHICH LED BACK INTO THE KITCHEN, SO WHEN THE CATS WERE HUNGRY, THEY WOULD CHECK THEIR BOWLS, SEE THAT THEY WERE EMPTY, AND WALK ALL THE WAY AROUND THE HOUSE TO SEE IF THE OTHER BOWLS IN THE OTHER KITCHEN WERE ALSO EMPTY.

why is everyone screaming

FOR AN ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION, I ADVISE YOU TO LOOK AT THE TITLE OF THIS BLOG. 

(via lupinatic)

Tags: cats

Best piece of recovery advice I ever got.

im-choking-on-a-lifesaver:

letsgetfiit:

fightthewhispers:

Me: I feel so guilty after eating that

My nutritionist: Did you steal it?

Me: What? No…

My nutritionist: Did you kill someone so you could eat it?

Me: Um…no?

Me nutritionist: Then you have nothing to feel guilty about.

Rebloggin for all those lovely girls who need a little push towards feeling happier being healthy :)

And guys^

(via johanirae)