clevergirlhelps:
sweetandlovelygirl7:
w0lf-eyes:
- How to do taxes
- What taxes are
- How to vote
- What political parties are
- How to write a resume/cover letter/anything related to getting a job
- How to write a check/balance a check book
- Anything to do with banking
- How to do loans for college
- How to jump start a car or other basic emergency things
- How to buy a car or house
but I’m so glad I know the fucking pythagorean theorem
thank you
didn’t learn any of this in college either
yoooooo (part II)
BONUS
(Source: boguskudos, via lathori)
weretaire:
baby dragons that sleep in your fireplace and roll about in the soot and the ash trying to get comfortable on burning logs, screeching loudly whenever people walk by or when more logs need to be added to its roost and not stopping until content again
baby dragons with wings that are disproportionate to their bodies until older but nonetheless stubbornly trying to pick themselves up off the ground by running and aggressively flapping and managing to only get a few feet off the ground for a few seconds before crash landing
baby dragons that haven’t been exposed to priceless things such as gems and gold pieces and instead infatuate themselves with other unusual shiny things — like silverware, brass clocks, instruments, and pots and pans
baby dragons who get cold in the winter and crawl up into their caretaker’s clothing (almost always while said clothing is being worn) and curl up as tight as possible and begin to make sounds similar to content purring as they sleep
(Source: disloyalorder, via adelindschade)
spioradprince:
“bisexuals are half straight”

“bisexuals are inherently transphobic”

“when a bisexual dates the opposite sex, they’re just hetero”

“bisexuals have no place in lgbt+ safe spaces”

“i’d never touch a bi/pan person because they’ve been with the opposite sex”

“there is no such thing as bi/panphobia :)!”

“bi/pan people aren’t as important as lesbians and gays”

(Source: cryqtidboy, via adelindschade)
somethingunlikeanythingelse:
londonbakerstreet:
lokithesnarkworld:
staff:
andrew-satan-hussie:
Man I feel really bad for the Tumblr Staff because I bet they aimed for Tumblr to be a cool, suavé, photographic place for artists but in reality it’s made up of hormonal teenagers who obsess over gay fictional characters, and can’t even handle the reblog button turning green to teal
IT IS MINT GREEN

Reblogging to see the colour of the reblog button
Oh my god, it’s like olive green now! Da fuck
(via johanirae)