Things I Never Learned In High School

clevergirlhelps:

sweetandlovelygirl7:

w0lf-eyes:

  • How to do taxes
  • What taxes are
  • How to vote
  • What political parties are
  • How to write a resume/cover letter/anything related to getting a job
  • How to write a check/balance a check book
  • Anything to do with banking
  • How to do loans for college
  • How to jump start a car or other basic emergency things
  • How to buy a car or house

but I’m so glad I know the fucking pythagorean theorem

thank you

didn’t learn any of this in college either

yoooooo (part II)

BONUS

(Source: boguskudos, via lathori)

geekygothgirl:
“jmiah0192:
“Japanese child actress Mana Ashida (little Mako) was embarrassed that she couldn’t pronounce Guillermo Del Toro’s name so he gave her special permission to call him “Totoro-san” instead.
My Neighbor Guillermo Del...

geekygothgirl:

jmiah0192:

Japanese child actress Mana Ashida (little Mako) was embarrassed that she couldn’t pronounce Guillermo Del Toro’s name so he gave her special permission to call him “Totoro-san” instead.

My Neighbor Guillermo Del Toro.

If I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.

(via bronzedragon)

stormxpadme:

brbshittoavenge:

techsgtjenn:

whoistorule:

#he missed on purpose and you will never take that headcanon away from me #he’s strong as hell #stronger than anyone knows #and he can fight people controlling him #maybe he couldn’t take away the mind control but he could shift his arm just slightly to the side and miss #he’s THE GREATEST MARKSMAN IN THE WORLD AND MARIA AND FURY WERE NOT FAR FROM HIM #HE WOULDN’T HAVE MISSED IF HE DIDN’T WANT TO

Add to that that he hits Fury solid center mass where there’s body armor and not, you know, in his head.

Barton misses on purpose. Agreed.

I’ve always thought this, and… tbh I get kinda emotional at the idea that Clint’s fighting Loki off in his head. [/fangirl moment]

Fury actually states it in the deleted scene when he talks to the council.

[“A man whose talent seems to be…”]

“…killing. But he didn’t kill me. He didn’t take the head shot.”

So, not really fanon but canon to me.

(Source: avengersonna, via yea-lets-do-this-shit)

weretaire:

baby dragons that sleep in your fireplace and roll about in the soot and the ash trying to get comfortable on burning logs, screeching loudly whenever people walk by or when more logs need to be added to its roost and not stopping until content again

baby dragons with wings that are disproportionate to their bodies until older but nonetheless stubbornly trying to pick themselves up off the ground by running and aggressively flapping and managing to only get a few feet off the ground for a few seconds before crash landing

baby dragons that haven’t been exposed to priceless things such as gems and gold pieces and instead infatuate themselves with other unusual shiny things — like silverware, brass clocks, instruments, and pots and pans

baby dragons who get cold in the winter and crawl up into their caretaker’s clothing (almost always while said clothing is being worn) and curl up as tight as possible and begin to make sounds similar to content purring as they sleep

(Source: disloyalorder, via adelindschade)

Tags: dragons

spioradprince:

“bisexuals are half straight”

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“bisexuals are inherently transphobic”

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“when a bisexual dates the opposite sex, they’re just hetero”

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“bisexuals have no place in lgbt+ safe spaces”

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“i’d never touch a bi/pan person because they’ve been with the opposite sex”


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“there is no such thing as bi/panphobia :)!”


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“bi/pan people aren’t as important as lesbians and gays”


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(Source: cryqtidboy, via adelindschade)

Please consider:

ironinkpen:

  • “You’re a celebrity and I’m a paparazzo, sorry friend I have to take pictures of you to pay my rent next month” AU
  • “You’re a store clerk and oh shit I just spotted my ex please let me hide behind your desk-thing” AU
  • “I don’t know you but I need some place to stay for the night, my roommate’s getting some” AU
  • “I’m helping my niece’s girl scout troop sell cookies and hell no, fuck off soccer coach, we were here first” AU
  • “This has been a very bad week and you just grabbed the last box of my favorite comfort food at the supermarket” AU
  • “You’ve locked yourself outside of your apartment and there’s a storm rolling in and I pity you so I’ll let you into mine” AU
  • “We’re neighbors who don’t really talk but your cat might have gotten my cat pregnant?? We must raise this little kitty family together” AU
  • “A toddler broke your nose and I may or may not have snapped my thumb during a very intense game of Mario Kart and now we’re both sitting next to each other in the hospital waiting room” AU

(via adelindschade)

Tags: aus writing

geekandmisandry:
“vardaesque:
“ get it sister marjorie
” ”

geekandmisandry:

vardaesque:

get it sister marjorie

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(Source: sacredkarcram, via fireflyca)

Tags: thor

somethingunlikeanythingelse:

londonbakerstreet:

lokithesnarkworld:

staff:

andrew-satan-hussie:

Man I feel really bad for the Tumblr Staff because I bet they aimed for Tumblr to be a cool, suavé, photographic place for artists but in reality it’s made up of hormonal teenagers who obsess over gay fictional characters, and can’t even handle the reblog button turning green to teal

IT IS MINT GREEN

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Reblogging to see the colour of the reblog button

Oh my god, it’s like olive green now! Da fuck

(via johanirae)

geekandmisandry:

Mad Max: Holding women as prisoners for you to rape them is a bad thing, also sometimes women can be good at punching people. 

Whiny Pissbabies: What kind of feminist bullshit propaganda is this??

(via lupinatic)