a-monsters-love:

stoppromia:

Recovery tip: When someone says “You can call me any time”, take advantage of that. Actually call them when you’re having a bad day. That’s what they said they would be there for and it’s better than you having a relapse. A relapse can kill you; a friend could be yours for life. 

I TELL THIS TO EVERYONE I CARE ABOUT AND NO ONE UTILIZES IT AND IT MAKES ME SO FRICKIN SAD

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daniosia:

starksborn:

toodutchforyou:

Tell me again why we don’t need feminism.

this is so fucking gross

but is this bra available for purchase tho

Imma buy this for sure…every time I go outside I wanna get a breast reduction! I love how I look and around cool people I feel like myself, but otherwise feel like a piece of meat. I couldnt give less of a fuck about what gross men want from my body. I’ll still love my body with small breasts and they can all drown in their own spit.

(Source: makeupandchill, via yea-lets-do-this-shit)

neenya:

doubleohmogar:

franerys:

katiebpeters:

chloereneeeee:

How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they can’t get that high.

How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.

How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”

u wanna fucking go

here for this fight

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(via yea-lets-do-this-shit)

woodelf68:
“mypunkpansexualtwin:
“ourcomicallyawesomeworld:
“miniaturedeerfestival:
“4gifs:
“Scottish Fold…morlike Scottish Bowld. [video]
”
HOW DOES IT FIT THIS IS NOT RIGHT SOMEONE CALL A SCIENTIST
”
As I scientist I can say that cats don’t abide...

woodelf68:

mypunkpansexualtwin:

ourcomicallyawesomeworld:

miniaturedeerfestival:

4gifs:

Scottish Fold…morlike Scottish Bowld. [video]

HOW DOES IT FIT THIS IS NOT RIGHT SOMEONE CALL A SCIENTIST

As I scientist I can say that cats don’t abide by the laws of physics.

Cats are liquids.

WHY THIS NEED?

(via clockwork-mockingbird)

jenniferrpovey:

thymoss:

railroadsoftware:

no one ever says that Rome needed help from aliens to build their empire

#l laughed for days when i found out that #ancient egyptians used water to reduce friction and move blocks for distances #and that this was literally DEPICTED ON THEIR HIEROGLYPHICS #but ~western archaeologists~ #thought that the pouring of water depicted ~superstitious rituals~ #jfc

As an archeology major, I can vouch for this being absolutely true:

Any time we see something we don’t understand, we mark it down as ritual purposes. It’s actually a catch-all euphemism for “We have absolutely no clue what these people were doing here yet so until we work it out we’ll pretend it was something to do with their religion.”

And yeah, sometimes it is a white people thing. When white people went into Canada the natives introduced them to the delights of maple syrup. The white people asked “Well, how did you ever work out this sap was edible and delicious.”

The native people responded, “Oh, well, Squirrel showed us.”

White people: Hahahaha They’re off on that totem animal spirit guide thing again.

It wasn’t until this century that scientists actually observed squirrels in that area cutting holes in sugar maples, waiting for the sap to crystallize, and eating it.

The native people were actually being literal and the white people thought they were being metaphorical. Sigh.

(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

officialkirstenmcduffie:

sonseulsoleil:

Reminder that Steve Rogers was born in 1920, and Bucky Barnes was born in 1917, which means that Steve was in his early twenties during the war, and Bucky was in his mid twenties. I know that they’re both portrayed by 30 year old men, but really? They probably looked more like these guys:
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Don’t forget that Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes had to grow up way too fast, not only because of the war, but because they were teenagers in the Great Depression, they were part of an extremely marginalized group during a time of extreme tension, and the whole dead parents thing. Don’t forget that Steve and Bucky probably never got to do dumb teenager things because they both had to do whatever work they could to stay afloat and then a WAR happened. 

Think about all that pressure once Steve was “Captain America” and became a propaganda piece. Think about the atrocities of war that they’d have seen. Think about the fact that they both faced death. Think about the fact that Steve’s best friend died. THINK ABOUT HOW THESE KIDS ARE NOW SUDDENLY 95+ YEARS OLD. Think about Bucky, waking up and technically being maybe 27 and having to reconcile all the things HYDRA made him do as the Winter Soldier.

Peggy Carter was born in 1919. She is only a year older than Steve. She’s still in her twenties during Agent Carter, y’all. Let that sink in for a moment. She’s still in her twenties.

That flashback scene in The Winter Soldier with the “I’m with ya till the end of the line”? They were teenagers then. TEENAGERS. 

REMINDER THAT THE MAIN CHARACTERS OF CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE FIRST AVENGERS WERE ALL CHILDREN.

THIS IS NOT EVEN IN THE FOOTNOTES ON THE LIST OF THINGS THAT ARE OKAY

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thedaisiestdaisy:
“laserscrewdriver:
“AVENGE ME HAMLET
FOR I WAS KILLED BY YOUR UNCLE, AND MY BROTHER
”
A MOST FOWL AND UNNATURAL MURDER
”

thedaisiestdaisy:

laserscrewdriver:

AVENGE ME HAMLET
FOR I WAS KILLED BY YOUR UNCLE, AND MY BROTHER 

A MOST FOWL AND UNNATURAL MURDER

(Source: meremalice, via goblinbutch)

nativepeopleproblems:

startorrent02:

jewishsocialist:

nativepeopleproblems:

“~Hitler was human too!~” Of course he fucking was. If he’d been a goat he would have been a lot less effective at propagating genocide.

I will reblog this forever.

Let’s remember that being human doesn’t absolve you of your crimes - it makes you accountable for them.

Shit, that’s perfectly put. Thank you.

(via academicfeminist)

sjanonymous:
“ keepcalm-andmarryron:
“ blooms-unwritten-life:
“ nowyoukno:
“ Now You Know (Source)
”
That is the most fourteen year old thing I’ve ever heard.
”
are you kidding me?? that is the smartest thing i’ve ever heard like she literally fooled...

sjanonymous:

keepcalm-andmarryron:

blooms-unwritten-life:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

That is the most fourteen year old thing I’ve ever heard.

are you kidding me?? that is the smartest thing i’ve ever heard like she literally fooled several adults into giving her the part that kicked off her incredibly successful career as an actress and let’s not pretend any of us were that clever when we were fourteen

When actresses are their characters

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