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griffinandblake:

glamourweaver:

girlgotmuscle:

lilinternetwarrior:

theidledrifter:

jane-b-nimbel:

thesanityclause:

youngmanandoldsoul:

“Killed 99 bears”

a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.

My favorite part is “We hope he has gone to rest.” What, like… they weren’t sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear?

Was this man so powerful they are concerned he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time?

The bears made that tombstone.

A warning, and a prayer.

That he really, truly stays down.

This is too badass not to reblog.

#i had 99 problems and they were all bears so i fucking killed them

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I’m going to assume the 100th bear killed him.

my favorite part is that it reads like he started killing bears straight out of the womb. little dude came out with a rifle and a fucking mission.

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May 10, 2015
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avocado-slice:

thespectacularspider-girl:

momcheetopuff:

iandsharman:

oprahnoodlemantra:

onesentencemusings:

alwaysbewoke:

This Christmas let’s remember this fact…

I’m not even Christian and I still feel compelled to reblog geographically ethnically accurate Jesus

#athiestsforblackjesus

“Geographically ethnically accurate Jesus”?!?

I see no geographically ethnically accurate Jesus here.

Jesus was born and raised in first century Palestine. He wasn’t from Africa or Europe. An African Jesus is no more accurate than a European Jesus.

Jesus would have likely looked something like this:

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Interpretative paintings based upon a reconstruction by British medical artist Richard Neave, of what a 1st Century A.D. Semitic man might have looked like during Jesus Christ’s life time.

Appearing within the CNN special ‘The Mystery of Jesus’

Three portaits, 12” x 16” Oil on Paper on Panel 

© 2004 Donato Giancola 

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I have to wonder why people are so uncomfortable with the idea of a Semitic Jesus,

I have to wonder why people are so uncomfortable with the idea of an ethnically Jewish Jesus.

No, actually, I don’t have to wonder, I know exactly why.

THANK YOU FINALLY GOD!! Im so sick of people making jesus white or black. He was middle eastern 

To be fair, every group racially bends Jesus, God and angels into their own race.  If we’re talking about historical accuracy, then yeah, Jesus would’ve looked more like that than anything else.

But c’mon.  

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We have freaking Chinese Jesus.  This is sorta just something all human beings do.

And here’s Mexican Jesus

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May 10, 2015
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youngbadmanbrown:

witchscout1137:

I am DESPERATELY trying to inform everyone that IT IS ALREADY UNCONSTITUTIONAL TO KILL UNARMED FLEEING FELONS/SUSPECTED FELONS

In the 1984 case Tennessee v. Garner, the U.S. Supreme Court ruled 6-3 that killing an unarmed fleeing felon (and even SUSPECTED felon) is unconstitutional.

This ruling has not been overturned and is still valid and standing today!

reminder that the prosecutor in the mike brown grand jury spent 2 months misleading and misinforming jurors about this statute

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May 10, 2015
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caelestys:

sergeantsleighbells:

au where the government incarcerate bucky in a high security secret facility and the avengers just conspire and break him out and when a government official comes to stark tower and is like ‘hey give barnes back’ tony is just like ‘he’s not here’ and the dude is all ‘he is sat right there’ and tony just goes ‘nah thats my cousin sergei’ and the government can’t do anything bc technically bucky barnes has been dead for 70 years and every year the facility gets a christmas card from the tower signed steve, tony, clint, natasha, bruce, thor and ‘cousin sergei’ and the card is just a picture of bucky with reindeer antlers on

i reblog this every fucking time

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May 10, 2015
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kardashalien:

inner–utopia:

Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.

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May 10, 2015
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I need feminism because-

feminism-and-sprinkles:

sammy-makes-moosetracks:

A man in a room full of women is ecstatic.
A woman in a room full of men is terrified.

this blew my mind

Speaking as someone with a lot of experience getting sexually harassed and more, I can confirm that this is true.  In a room full of men, I’m thinking about my odds of getting out the door relatively unharmed.

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otakusiren: “doctor-tiger-bitch: “barackthehalls: “neonshi: “milafawnkawaiielfgoddessangelic: “ truthtellingtime: “ Just so everybody knows, the mirror is actually more reliable than the camera. Even though people say “the camera never lies”, it...

otakusiren:

doctor-tiger-bitch:

barackthehalls:

neonshi:

milafawnkawaiielfgoddessangelic:

truthtellingtime:

Just so everybody knows, the mirror is actually more reliable than the camera. Even though people say “the camera never lies”, it distorts your photographs a little bit. It has to turn a 3d image (you in real life) to a 2d image (a photograph) and consequently skews the proportions a little bit.

Also, “photogenic” is a real thing. Certain faces photograph well and others don’t. It’s all down the angles, proportions and size of your features.

Have you ever seen someone stunning who looks great in professional photographs and not in candids? Yeah, that’s because there’s a huge difference between a professional and an amateur. Professionals know how to minimise the issues cameras have. Lighting, angles and even the distance you are away from the camera plays a part (the amount of distortion varies depending on how close you are).

TL;DR if you think you look great in the mirror but not in the photo, trust the mirror. You look great!

NOT ONLY THAT, but when you look in a mirror, you’re seeing your face in motion, how others would see it. In a photograph, you’re still, and it can make small flaws and the like seem a lot more prominent, despite them being quite minuscule in person.

Also! Also, when you see yourself in the mirror you are looking at you face reverse of how a camera pics it up. No face is perfectly symmetrical so you get so used to seeing a mirrored version of your face that when it’s flipped in a picture you subconsciously notice the tiny differences in your face and thus you think you don’t look right.

I have never felt so relieved and beautiful thank you guys

For anyone who has problems with photographs of themselves, I recommend this post. 

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May 10, 2015
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danielhhowell:

 ”Something I personally find much more worrying, is when I think about how easy it would be to murder someone”

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May 10, 2015
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itsstuckyinmyhead:

Kim Possible and Tumblr

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May 10, 2015
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jessicadegouw:

onlysaneman:

If we mutually follow each other on here there’s at least a 20% chance I’ve referred to you in a real life conversation as “someone I know”

#’someone i know’ #’i know someone who’ #’I HAVE THIS FRIEND’

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