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April 29, 2015
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asmilinggoddess:

asmilinggoddess:

sam overhearing girl scouts selling cookies talking about the avengers. “nah, falcon is the coolest one. he can fly! with wings!” and sam backtracks and buys literally every box of cookies they have

sam shows up at steve’s apartment with boxes and boxes of girl scout cookies “THEY SAID I WAS COOL” and steve is like “so you bought….two hundred boxes of cookies?” 

bucky and natasha are on the couch like AW YEAH I HOPE YOU GOT THIN MINTS I FUCKIN LOVE THIN MINTS

(Source: lesbianshepard, via pumatscorp)

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April 29, 2015
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pr1nceshawn:

A few things to try…

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Tags: how to life

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April 29, 2015
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matingseasonmustache:

nerdykirby:

so i sent this email to this company that had an app i wanted to download, but didn’t have it for android:

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i didnt think i would get a response, i figured they get weird shit from people complaining all the time

today i got a response

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oh my god he even sent me the email they posted

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THEY FUCKING HIGHLIGHTED IT

This is fucking gold. SNAP SNAP MOTHERFUCKERS

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Tags: SNAP SNAP MOTHERFUCKERS perfect

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April 29, 2015
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spectralarchers:

Oh, the ribs, don’t forget the ribs! Let’s not forget those!

for jdrox, failfleet, umefurikake, and fearourfourthline!

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Tags: epic bros hawkeye daredevil yes please

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April 29, 2015
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people I call "dude."

  • male friends: dude
  • female friends: dude
  • cis friends: dude
  • queer friends: dude
  • trans friends: dude
  • my parents: dude
  • my boss: dude
  • the president: mr. dude
  • the queen: your dudeness
  • the pope: holy dude
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April 29, 2015
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puzzle-dragon:

Joss Whedon: Natasha and Bruce are in love, and Clint’s married with children!

Me:

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Tags: legit though otp: budapest clintasha

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April 29, 2015
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ohcaptainmycaptain1918:

musicalluna:

loveholic198:

CLINTASHA AU - The woes of a superspy couple.

“You’re mad at me for forgetting your fake birthday?! But that wasn’t even in the file!”

oh my god, it’s almost like there’s a real movie.

This might just be the greatest Clintasha thing I’ve ever seen

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Tags: otp: budapest clintasha IT'S PERFECT I NEED A MOVIE

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April 28, 2015
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johnconstantinedaily:

Thank you to everyone who pitched in to help make #Constantine and #SaveConstantine trend on Twitter. 

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Here’s to wishful hoping that Daniel Cerone’s pitch went well and that there will be a Season 2!

- The John Constantine Daily staff

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April 28, 2015
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pragmaticgryffindor: “ ultrafacts: “ Now at the age of 13, she had already: Attended Space Camp 7 times, Space Academy 3 times and Robotics Academy 1 time. Became the first person to complete all the NASA Space Camps in the world, including Space...

pragmaticgryffindor:

ultrafacts:

Now at the age of 13, she had already: Attended Space Camp 7 times, Space Academy 3 times and Robotics Academy 1 time. Became the first person to complete all the NASA Space Camps in the world, including Space Camp Turkey and Space Camp Canada. Witness 3 Space Shuttle launches. Attend Sally Ride Camp at MIT, and three Sally Ride Day camps. Speak several foreign languages: Spanish, French, Chinese and some Turkish. She also delivers motivational speeches to other children.

She is determined to be the first person to land on Mars & NASA is already training her.

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GET IT GIRL BE THE FIRST PERSON ON MARS OWN THAT SHIT I BELIEVE IN YOU DO IT DO IT DO IT

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April 28, 2015
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The side of the Baltimore riots you won’t see on TV:

micdotcom:

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On Monday, the media was quick to paint a single picture of Baltimore: a chaos scene of violence and mayhem filled with images of looting, rioting, the burning of a CVS and the torching of a police car. But on the ground, a very different story unfolded — and these remarkable photos and videos are proof.

(Source: mic.com, via yea-lets-do-this-shit)

Tags: baltimore