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jensen-is-the-vessel:

paradisemantis:

broliloquy:

gundamdick:

thepioden:

hair-old-styles:

harrystyies:

What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?

My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually

Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just setting you on fire very very slowly.
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What if there are aliens out there but they subsist on entirely different substances and they’re just scared as shit of us and our crazy ass hell planet? Once in a while some alien anthropologist type suggests checking out the people on this inhabited planet out towards the galaxy’s edge. The other aliens just look at the naive academic with horror. No!! We do not go to that world. That is where the DEATH BREATHERS live. They recreationally consume poisons and are more or less composed of biological fire. Their atmosphere is made of rocket fuel. We must leave the DEATH BREATHERS in peace. Do not go there. Do not.

I am so fucking inspired.

Death Breathers

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A quick tip for writers out there, who use Microsoft Words:

gretchensinister:

tejoxys:

miss-evening:

Change the background colour of the pages to a mint green shade.

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It is said that green is a calming colour, however, the main reason why I like this, is because I can write for a much longer period of time now, as a white background I used before made my eyes dry and exhausted after just a few hours of working.

It is basically much more soft and careful to the eyes. I can’t precisely explain why that is. I think it’s that by making a pinch softer contrast of the text and the background, your eyes does not get exposed to as much light.

Just make sure to not make the background too dark, or else your eyes will get exhausted do to over-fixating the lack of contrast between text and background.

And maybe you find a nice pastel/light background shade that fits you; give it a try.

Different things work out and fits for different people. And I just felt like sharing this.

Here’s the shade numbers I used to get my preferred colour:

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Thanks for reading.

DUDE

You just solved a very real problem for me! Thanks!

For those who might not know where to find this: It’s in the Page Layout tab.

I had no idea this was possible before today!

JFC, THANK YOU.

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thepansexualcommunity: “sleepingoffacenturyofhope: “found this gem ” Friendly reminder that religious schools use to force kids to write with their right hand, because they thought being left handed had something to do with the devil. Hmmm that...

thepansexualcommunity:

sleepingoffacenturyofhope:

found this gem

Friendly reminder that religious schools use to force kids to write with their right hand, because they thought being left handed had something to do with the devil. Hmmm that doesn’t sound familiar at all.

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bunbunmaru-shimbun:

loverrtits:

mysocalled-gay-life:

infinityndbey0ndd:

Things wrong with America, part one: White people get mad that there are gay emojis. Threaten to boycott the most wealthy company in the world, who in fact, has a gay CEO.

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Demons.

Attention for all those that don’t like the gay emoji update

Now taking donations of iPhones, iPads, iMacs, MacBook Pros, and other Apple products from those that do not want “gay emojis” because, did you know that Tim Cook, Apple’s CEO, is gay? You could easily stop supporting a “gay company.” I can ‘dispose’ of your ‘evil Apple products.’ If you have a reservation for an Apple watch, I’ll take that too if you’d like.

Breaking: Also, taking donations of all computers, since the father of computing, Alan Turing, is gay. The evil technology boxes! Every time you buy a computer, in fact, any technology past 1980, I can take! Even your car, with Electronic Control Units with evil gay computers! I will take everything!

I will provide an address in which you can drop off your “evil technology” to be “properly” “disposed” of.

That way you can live the dream. :D

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bigmammallama5:

miss-nerdgasmz:

anubis-the-incubus:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

sadpieceofgarbage:

Ladies, gentlemen, and nobility of other genders, may I present to you the literal perfect casting choice for Li Shang in Mulan: Yoshua “Yoshi” Sudarso.

Some fun facts about Yoshi:

  • Was born in Indonesia, but is ethnically Chinese
  • 26 years old (b. April 12, 1989)
  • Worked as a stunt double on the Maze Runner
  • Also worked as a model for several years
  • Has martial arts training
  • Currently starring as Koda on Power Rangers Dino Charge
  • Is a massive nerd and fan of Disney (Big Hero 6 especially), Free!, Spider-Man, and Power Rangers
  • Said in response to fancastings: “I’ll make a man, out of you! Waking up to all your fancastings and kind words really made my day. Of course it would be amazing to portray such a strong Male Asian lead, but I would be humbled to at least score an audition for Li Shang. So thank you for spreading the word and giving me such amazing exposure, maybe Disney will take notice, I love you all! And remember you must be swift as the coursing river!”

If none of that convinces you, then maybe this picture will:

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In summary, Yoshi Sudarso for Li Shang 2k15. 

Can you cast him as my boyfriend

Sign me up for the next war

[Mulan voice] would u like to stay for dinner

[Grandma Fa] WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER

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darling-nymph:

If you are a feminist that is also supportive of sex workers (strippers, cam girls/boys, porn stars, ETC) please reblog this. I am trying to prove a point to someone.

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autisticadvocacy:

aroaceobiwan:

Both a friend of mine and I have had partial non-verbal days recently. I had forgotten how frustrating they can be, especially the people around you don’t know what’s going on and you’re not sure how to communicate it to them.

So, I don’t know if it’s been done before, but I made a few little cards that people could print out and give or show to people in times like that.

There’s three different versions, since people might have these days for different reasons, or might not want to disclose why.

Big shout-out to psilentasincjelli​, who helped me out a lot and wrote the blurb on the back.

You can find PDF versions of the cards at this link!
There are four to a page,  each just about the size of a business card, and will be able to fit in most wallets. You should be able to cut them out and fold them.

[4 rectangles. They read, 1: I am non-verbal right now. 2: I am non-verbal right now. (I am Autistic.) 3: I am non-verbal right now. (I have anxiety.) 4: Hello! I am heaving a non-verbal day, which means I may find it difficult or impossible to speak! I am not ignoring you or giving you the silent treatment. I may or may not be able to type, sign, write, or use other methods of communication.]

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greymichaela:

fieldbears:

me: *is scrolling tumblr beside my friend who is also scrolling tumblr*
me: *sees post relevant to friend’s interests*
me: *turns laptop slightly so friend can see post*
me: *points*
friend: *makes nonverbal sound of extreme joy*
me: *returns to regularly scheduled scrolling* my work here is done

friend: reblog that so I can reblog it

me: already done

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sexedplus:

This piece is about prude-shaming and compulsory sexuality. It’s sort of a companion to this other piece, which is about slut-shaming and how wanting to have lots of casual, unconventional sex doesn’t make you a bad person. Follow SexEdPlus or check out SexEdPlus.Com for more stuff like this!

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overlypolitebisexual:

if someone is actually sorry then they’ll accept you not forgiving them- a person insistent on your forgiveness is not apologising for hurting you but trying to absolve themselves of any blame or guilt

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