very important

ichuzou:

asphodel-grimoire:

casual reminder that this is what some founding fathers (+ other important peeps) handwriting looked like

george washington:

alexander hamilton:

thomas jefferson that fucking dickbag:

lafayette precious child w/ fine ass handwriting:

james madison aka what the hell is even:

(lawn merriot? jaws merlin? THAT DOES NOT LOOK LIKE HIS NAME)

john laurens aka his handwriting weirdly looks like his personality:

AND THEN THERE’S FUCKING AARON BURR:

HIS SIGNATURE LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE A HANDWRITTEN VERSION OF

fucking aaron burr man god d ammit

:^U

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Anonymous asked: Where does Leia see death?

notbecauseofvictories:

She set out two cups—Alderaanian silver, a gift from those few, miserable and scattered few, who were elsewhere when their world dissolved in fire. Leia’s hands shook badly as she poured out a share of wine into each, and for a moment she was afraid it might spill.

But it didn’t, and the game board stayed immaculately white, pristine as when she had last put it back in its box. Leia set the decanter down, and lowered herself into the chair with a sigh. The games board was not hers either, a gift from Mon Mothma back when they were all holed up on Hoth at close quarters, the abrupt loss of momentum resulting in flashpoint tempers and a restlessness that threatened to drive them all mad. Leia hadn’t touched it in—Force, it would be—

The sound of a chair scraping on the floor startled her out of her reverie.

He was still the same as he had been all those years ago, a young cadet in Imperial grey, handsome and rosy-cheeked. Only his eyes gave him away, the same unholy green as the beam of the Death Star. 

There was blood in his teeth when he smiled. “General,” he said, and his voice was the same awful metallic scrape that made Leia shudder. “It’s been some time since you invited me in for a game.”

“It’s been a while since there was something I wanted to wager for.”

“Your brother?” he asked idly, running a long white finger along the rim of the cup nearest him.

“We already played that game,” Leia reminded him coolly, and he grinned.

“Yes, we did. Best of five, if I remember correctly—one for distal, one for phlanages, one for proximal, for metacarpals and carpals. For your brother’s hand.”

Leia swallowed. She only vaguely remembered that strange and dreamlike night on Endor, the board balanced on her knees because there was nowhere else—Shall we keep playing? had asked with her heart in her throat, because if he said, One more round, that meant Luke was all right and the Emperor hadn’t…that meant her brother was alive. (Alderaan had an old tale like that, a woman who told a story, and the story kept her from dying—Leia had always hated it, wanted that long-ago princess to pick up a blaster and fight, but she was older now. She knew that sometimes, all you could do was sit in the dark, and tell a story that will keep you alive.)

He’s watching her. “Han Solo, then. We are almost at the end of our contract with him, I suppose—”

“You said it would protect him as long as my love lasted!” Leia said, her heart suddenly in her throat. There was no question she loved Han, even now—the width of the galaxy between them and an ocean of bad blood (hers, of course, because when had Darth Vader’s blood not been a curse?) but a broken heart was still a heart, and hers was Han’s. There was no question.

“Your affection, General,” he said quietly, and if those sickly green eyes could hold pity, she suspected they would have, then. “We wagered on your affection for Han Solo. And where your love is steadfast…that has cooled.”

Leia exhaled shakily. “I meant love. You know I did. I was—” The white rooms of Cloud City, the sun bright and high and the sky painful-blue to look at; knowing—knowing—what this feeling was, but unwilling to admit it, even to herself. Not ready to use the word that would make it real.

“That was not strictly the agreement,” he said. His nail scraped across the silver cup, his gaze lingering there. “Does that change your wager?”

“I—no,” Leia said. She had summoned him for a reason, she had to stay faithful to her battle plan.

The awful green eyes flick up, and to her. “Your son, then.”

Leia swallowed. The wine looked tempting, just to steady her nerves, but she could not drink it yet. “Yes. He—left us. I want him back.”

“That is not within my power to grant.”

Leia shot him a withering look. “I want him to be alive long enough to get him back, then.”

“Hm. What terms?”

“You can’t come for him until he is as old as I am.”

“A son will never be as old as his mother, General. I am too wise to fall for word tricks.”

“You can’t come for him until he is returned to the Light.”

“I will not come for him until you hold him in your arms again.”

No,” Leia snapped, choked with sudden awful fury. She was wiser than these games too; she could easily picture her son bleeding out in her arms, the terms of the contract fulfilled. “I refuse. That’s not enough, I want—”

“I cannot offer more, not without more consideration.”

“Then come for me first.”

He threw his head back and laughed, blood trickling out of the corners of his mouth as he shook. (His laughter was a howl, was the sound of wet flesh and metal, and awful—Leia made a soft noise, resisting the urge to clap her hands to her ears like a child frightened of thunder.) 

“Oh, General,” he finally wheezed. “Thank you for that.”

“I am serious,” Leia said, in the voice she had used mostly to frighten senators and lower-ranked officers. “Those are my terms—you have to come for me before you come for Ben.”

His eyes flashed dangerously. When he spoke, his voice was soft too, almost gentle. “You know I will not come for you until you ask me, Princess. We played that game too.”

Leia knew. No board or pieces then, just her in that narrow Imperial cell,   shaking, almost delirious from the torture droid. A handsome young cadet with eyes of green fire crouching down beside her. Stroking her hair, and saying, come with me, I can take you away from this place. 

He had reached out to grab her wrists and Leia had fought him, clawing at his terrible eyes and snarling, kicking. You get that from your father! he had laughed delightedly, cradling her against him even as she struggled, close enough that Leia had been able to smell the stink on his breath.

I will make you a deal, the cadet had finally said, and Leia’s skin had crawled at the fondness in his voice. I will not come for you until you ask. Say yes?

Please let me go, Leia had whispered, half-sobbing, tired and—Please.

Death had kissed her, and his mouth was cold. Deal.

Leia looked at the Imperial cadet, youthful and bloody-mouthed with his eyes like the fire of the Death Star. “Then let him decide.”

“What?”

“You have to come for me before you come for Ben, but Ben can decide when that is. I give the deal over to him. I give—him that choice.”

The green eyes flickered. “You would let your son kill you?”

That didn’t deserve an answer. “Do we have a wager?” Leia asked coolly, picking up her silver cup and holding it out in a silent toast. The wine sloshed, looking like blood.

“If I go to him, there is no telling what games we we will play,” Death said. “There is a reason we had that game so long ago, where you played to keep me hidden from him.”

“I lost that round,” Leia gritted out. “Do we have a deal?”

He looked at her, then picked up the other silver goblet. They drank, and Leia exhaled. She set down her goblet again, letting the tartness of the wine linger on her tongue. “I assume I am the black and you the white?” Death asked, tapping one of the pieces scattered across the board..

“As we always have been,” Leia said, and Death smiled.

Don’t kill yourself, please.

maamilton:

tokyoteddywolf:

tedbundyblog:

irishbabay:

sprinkle-dicks:

piercethefvck:

If you’re suffering from depression and are looking for a sign to not go through with ending your life, this is it. This is the sign. We care.

If you see this on your dash, reblog it. You could save a life.

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Just in case you don’t think it can actually save a life, this is a message I got in my inbox after reblogging this post

I don’t care what the theme of your blog is. Reblog this.

will always reblog this.

My dudes if you’re EVER thinking about suicide, please come talk to me. I don’t know how much I can help but I really do care and I’m here to listen, okay?

Hey, if any of you— ANY OF YOU, no matter what— ever need someone to talk to (even if it isn’t as urgent as suicide, and you just need a friend to get you through something) I promise I’m always here for you.

(Source: cuteghovl, via lupinatic)

pastel-languages:

I wanna believe that dragons existed, due to seeing them in all cultures, but I also want to believe that humanity all looked at a lizard and simultaneously said
“Can I get that in a large?”

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paternalpadfoot:

Gene explained to us what Star Trek was really about

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words-writ-in-starlight asked: Going through your comments on Fight Club is reminding me that I was actually fascinated by this story before I fell violently out of love with it because of...well, the kind of guy who tells people his favorite movie is Fight Club, you know what I mean?

blackstar:

god i know exactly what you mean i spend more time around that kind of person than i ever wanted to be (context: i am a film student) 

i’m mostly able to retain my love of fight club because 1) it’s just REALLY GOOD OKAY 2) i’m utterly fascinated by gay fiction of this particular stripe (gay men writing about masculinity, personal identity, and self-hatred, preferably framed in a relatively surrealist manner)) and i’ll shove anything i can find directly into my awful maw; fight club just happens to hit every single one of my weak points

there’s a lot of good meaty subtext to fight club and a whole mess of subtext to unpack so it’s VERY fascinating to really delve into but of course i am saying that as a person who is balls deep in love for this work 

i resent how bad Those Kind of Guys have ruined fight club every damn day of my life and hope that in another world fight club is recognized as the seminal gay lit masterpiece it should have been hailed as 

kyraneko:

radioactivepeasant:

lafemmedefandom:

radioactivepeasant:

lafemmedefandom:

radioactivepeasant:

Well out of the blue I just remembered today the time I accidentally joined the cast of a production of The Princess Bride….in the middle of the production.

And you’re gonna just leave us there

I mean, if you guys wanna hear the story, it is a pretty fun one

Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

Okay, so this is what happened,

Some years ago (6? 7 years ago, I think?) there was a pirate exhibit at the state museum. We had actual artifacts from the Queen Anne’s Revenge, creepy wax dummies, historical costumes etc, it was awesome.

I was really into Pirates of the Caribbean at the time, because I played the mmorpg with some high school friends of mine (and some of their parents sometimes, who also got addicted to it), so of course when they announced “Pirate Night at the Museum”, in which visitors were encouraged to dress up, I was over the moon. So I’m there with my friends, my parents, and my sisters, running around the exhibits after the museum is technically closed.

They replaced the creepy wax dummies with people in costume at this point, and it was pretty epic.

The highlight of the night would be a showing of The Princess Bride. The movie would play on the big screen while actors would be on a stage below, acting the whole thing out word for word and shot for shot as it happened. Any audience members who knew lines were encouraged to shout them out as they heard them.

Here’s the thing. My parents love that movie. Like you don’t understand they were quoting it to us in its entirety when we were still in highchairs. I could reenact the battle of wits scene before I ever actually watched it. So my family sits in the front row, behind the railing, quoting everything right along with the actors and film.

And then comes the part in the Pit of Despair with the Albino.
And the cast didn’t have anyone on the stage with Wesley
I don’t know if the Albino couldn’t make it that night, or if they’d never cast him, but it was really weird to see Wesley just lying on the stage awkwardly while the Albino is supposed to be treating his injuries.

I started twitching. My mom and sister look at me and they’re like “do it.” And one of the ushers is like “you know the part? do it”

So I launch over the railing, run up onto the stage, and take over from there, doing my best impression of the character. Being that I was a 5′2″ blonde girl in a corset and puffy sleeves, Wesley had some trouble keeping a straight face.

Then they got to the scene with Humperdink telling the guard to clear out the Thieves’ Forest, and…they didn’t have the guard either. So my twin sister up in the audience is like “hang on, I got this” and then she launches over the railing to make sure Humperdink isn’t just sitting awkwardly talking to thin air.

This meant that yes, I got bopped on the noggin by Fezzik, and yes, my sister got to do the
Give us the key.”
What key?”
Fezzik, tear his arms off.”
Oh, you mean this key!” 

They made up stay on stage and take a bow with the cast when it was over, it was hilarious. Then the next year, since they still had the exhibit, the museum called my sister and was like, “So….that was super fun last year. Do you and your sister want to be audience plants and do it again this year?”

The answer, naturally, was heck yes. Since we had new volunteers playing Count Rugen and Inigo this time, this also led to my sister actually choreographing their fight scene herself. Which was awesome.

That is fucking amazing.

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daphnetrodon:

neoncryptcuddler:

meeresbande:

faunmoss:

americans: fight over soda vs pop

germans: you are like a little baby. watch this 

[list of 57 different yet equally unsettling words for apple core]

in case anyone though this was exaggerated: here is the list. be prepared.

WHAT EVEN

hi Germany excuse me quick question but what the fuck

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