where-no-fandom-has-gone-before:
roNALD WEASLEY BEAT A GAME OF WIZARD CHESS DESIGNED TO KILL OR AT LEAST SERIOUSLY INJURE ANYONE WHO TRIED TO GET TO THE SORCERER’S STONE AT 11 YEARS OLD
DON’T ACT LIKE HE ISN’T SMART I WILL F I G H T Y O U
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“I like clothes now. I have more energy. I sleep better. My sex drive is up. Blood’s flowing. I’m less susceptible to impulse. I’m in a different mode. When I was way out of shape, the idea of using whitening strips on my teeth seemed terrible. I have to do that every day? I’ll never do it. What you want is instant results when you’re out of shape. You want your teeth whitened in 45 minutes with the use of lasers. But when you’re in shape, you know it’s the result of doing a little bit every day. Moments aren’t just moments. A moment might be a week or a month. So instead of Boy, I’d love to eat this hamburger right now, I’m considering a little further into the future. I’m thinking, I eat that hamburger and that’s 1,200 calories, and I’m gonna work out tomorrow and lose 800 calories. I may as well eat a salad here, still do that workout, and then I’m actually making progress.” — Chris Pratt
This just motivated the fuck out of me.
okay are we just gonna look past how fatphobic this is
what about this is fatphobic
please tell me
i don’t see him shaming anyone or talking about how it’s “bad” to be fat
he’s literally talking about himself and himself only.
like honest to GOD this is grasping at straws if you’re trying to call chris pratt fatphobic for him talking about his weight loss.
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I’M DOING AN EXPERIMENT
To prove something to a friend, please
REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACESLIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES
I am asexual and the fact that some people liked this post literally makes me so sad.
pls nobody like this I will also be sad
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#stop hating kids who want to learn Japanese becase of anime 2k15
#stop hating kids who want to learn korean because of kpop 2k15
#stop hating anyone who wants to learn another language because of a popular art form in general 2k15
#stop hating anyone who wants to learn another language, whatever reason the person has 2k15
Considering how many NASA scientists Star Trek gave us, I’d say cheesy pop culture is as good a reason as any.
(Source: ootn, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
ahh yes the basketball. males 12+ only. nice
Except there’s a difference between men’s basketballs and women’s basketballs because women have smaller hands women’s balls have a smaller diameter while men have larger hands and their basketballs have larger diameters
yo ok what she said my bad
That was the most mature dispute I have ever seen on the internet
Tumblr, you’ve done it.
They have men’s basketballs, women’s basketballs, and youth sized basketballs. Just like they have different sized footballs for different ages.
Equality does not mean everyone gets the same thing because we are all inherently different. Equality is recognizing differences and making sure everyone gets the same opportunity based on those differences, which isn’t always “equal”.
(Source: roastedandsalty, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
“airbenders are able to warm themselves with only their breathing”
ok so this explains why katara and sokka were bundled up in parkas galore while aang was just walking around in his little jump suit like it was a perfect summer evening. I’m so glad this was cleared up. I literally thought Aang’s optimistic attitude is what kept him warm, heavens.
So you remember the firebender prison? And how Zuko kept his bending at full strength when he was put in the freezer box, which disabled anybody else put in there? That’s because Iroh taught him that airbender trick, just like later he taught him waterbending moves to deal with lightning. Iroh was secretly master of all four elements and passed it on to Zuko without him noticing.
Iroh-the-not-quite-yet-avatar
(Source: aangtics, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
I DONT THINK PEOPLE UNDERSTAND HOW HARD ANIMATORS WORK
WHAT BUGS ME MOST IS WHEN ANY ANIMATED MOVIE BECOMES FAMOUS (DISNEY, PIXAR, ANIME’S, AND TV SHOWS) THE WRITER GETS 99.9999% OF THE CREDIT.
DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO DRAW THE SAME CHARACTER SLOWLY MOVING 24 TIMES- ONLY TO MAKE ONE SECOND OF ANIMATION?
HOW MANY SKETCHES THEY MADE?
TIGHT SCHEDULES?
PEOPLE NEED TO APPRECIATE ANIMATORS MORE.
PREACH!
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I fucking love how tumblr has been using high flicker rate gifs on the login screen. Have you not heard of epilepsy?
not to mention that once in a while i go to a blog, and either the url is changed, they deleted, or i just typed it wrong, and it’s literally always a p high flicker rate gif:/
For anyone with sensitive eyes or epilepsy, if you’ve downloaded AdBlock, you can get rid of these GIFs.
Go to ‘options’, it should open up in another window. You can then go to ‘customise’ tab, and select ‘manually edit your filters’.
If you then paste tumblr.com###fullscreen_post_bg, the GIFs should no longer show up (in the very least, they shouldn’t show up when you go to an unclaimed URL).
Reblogging for any followers who have issues with this.
(Source: dykeadellic, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
When they make a black widow movie, the trailer needs to be all mysterious and the song playing needs to be Scarlett Johansson singing a lullaby cover of the itsy bitsy spider
I need this in my life
What if it was sung in Russian too??
why not a real Russian lullaby?
WHY IS TILI TILI BOM SO CREEPY
CHILDREN ARE MEANT TO FALL ASLEEP AFTER THIS???
Okay, but let me suggest to you a thing:
A trailer set to Tili Tili Bom, sung by Scarlett Johansson, and it opens with a little girl with red hair standing in front of a burning house (how Natasha’s parents died) with her hand in an older man’s. The trailer is shots from the Red Room–not quite normal; for example, the little girl comfortably asleep in a bed and handcuffed to the frame, the little girl on a jungle gym and doing impossible moves, the little girl with other girls all dressed alike and emotionless, the little girl walking down a hallway past a man with a metal arm and blank blue eyes–interspersed with shots of the little girl in ballet school (Natasha’s fake memories). As the trailer progresses, the shots of the ballet school become dimmer and the Red Room becomes brighter, until the last scene of the little girl doing ballet (performing a brise, meaning ‘broken’) fades completely to black and it cuts to her standing in a brightly lit training room, looking down at something and holding a bloody knife. The camera pans down to show the hand of another little girl–the last contestant for the Black Widow, save Natalia Romanova standing over her.
Roll title card.
(Source: absolurltly, via thepainofthesass)
