a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

imthehomoyourmomwarnedyouabout:

affablyevil:

galadrie:

i hear a lot about period cycles becoming in sync when women spend a lot of time together, but do they just average out or is there one cycle that’s just like the alpha cycle and makes the other one conform

I would actually like to know the answer to this

As a bio major and female I can confirm: there’s one alpha cycle that others conform to. The female with the most estrogen is typically the ‘alpha female’ and the cycle that’s followed by others. I’ve had friends go ‘wow this is so weird my period came like a week early’ and I’ve been like ‘lmao sorry my b’

Oh wait. I thought they meant like the moon or something.

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wow-suchbree-veryblog:

gethfetish:

professorgoogoo:

cynical-werewolf:

How most guys sit on public transportation:

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How feminist on Tumblr think all guys sit on public transportation:

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all of these and way more are submissions to this wonderful blog

please refer to it before making dumb salty posts on tumblr

This looks like a contemporary dance number.

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lynananananabatlam:

So one of my co-counselors at a middle/elementary school camp I’m working for has a SUPER cool necklace that incites a conversation with nearly every person he meets.

“Is that real?!”

“How do you water it?”

“Where’d you get it?”

And I figured this company could use the advertisement boost it deserves among Tumblr bloggers who seem to adore small plants.

CHECK OUT THESE COOL LITTLE DUDES: 

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They would make a super awesome gift!!

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They’re surprisingly inexpensive; only $4.99 each!!

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You only need to water them around once a month!!

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And watering them is super easy; you just submerge them in a shallow layer of water for a minute or two!! You don’t even have to remove the capsule!!

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Just look at how adorable they are!!

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These are the actual size measurements of the capsules: 

Height - 1.5 in  (4 cm)

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So you can carry one with you wherever you go!!

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They can live within the capsules from 3-18 months depending on the plant and care provided.

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Once they grow big enough to leave the capsule, you can move them into these really cute pots sold by the same company (you can find pictures in the link below).

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There’s actually no reason why you shouldn’t buy like 5 dozen of these babies.

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You can attach them to your bag, or to your phone as a charm

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or you could make a necklace out of them like my co-counselor did!

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DON’T RESIST THEIR ADORABLENESS AND YOUR TEMPTATION TO PURCHASE ONE (OR TWO OR THREE)!

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^I think I might get this one for myself!

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TLDR; THEY’RE SUPER INEXPENSIVE, EASY TO CARE FOR, AND THEY MAKE A FABULOUS GIFT FOR ANY OCCASION! 

BUY YOURS HERE

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helpwigi:

nightvalesponsors:

gingerbludger:

who-the-fuck-let-me-have-a-blog:

women who had period cramps before pain killers were invented were metal as fuck let’s give them a standing ovation

Standing ovulation

A round of menopause.

It was a difficult period of history for everyone

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dajo42:

i’ve been watching kitchen nightmares

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thatladysif:

angelbaby37:

whatever you do: don’t tell your baby girls that when a boy is mean to them, it’s because he has a crush on her. don’t teach your little girl that abuse is a sign of affection.

don’t

do

it

ON THE FLIP SIDE,

Don’t ever ever tell boys its okay to show affection in that way.

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mysweetserendiipity:

heytheredeona:

socialworkgradstudents:

socialworkgradstudents:

socialworkgradstudents:

Just introduced a kid to her adoptive parents. They brought her a dozen roses. We met at a restaurant. I arrived early to get a private booth and told the waitstaff what was up. So all the servers were having a cry in the corner. I’m at a coffee shop a few miles away, giving them space and having my own cry.

Adoptive mom clarified to me later: roses were pink because pink means forever.

What’s more important than the roses, though, is they also brought her a luggage set so she wouldn’t be moving her things in garbage bags. The luggage matches theirs, cause it’s family luggage for family trips.

I’m not crying, you’re crying. 😭😭

This is what I want to do with my life! These are the things that make it worth it 😭😭😭😭

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jxhn-murphy:

Ok so a few years ago my brother got married on April fools day, and he called my dad and he was all “dad guess what I got married” and my dad was like “haha funny happy April fools day” except my brother had actually gotten married. So a few months later, my brother calls “hey dad, Sara’s pregnant” and my dad’s all “wth who’s sara” and my brothers like “my wife. We got married on April fools day so you didn’t believe me, remember?” And long story short my niece just turned 4 and my dad is still pissed about that

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yourbiass:

thats-slightly-raven:

thats-so-kat:

thats-slightly-raven:

HELLO YES 999 I JSUT ATE A VERY MOULDY BLUEBERRY BY MISTAKE AND ID LIKE MY TONGUE REMOVED

999? You mean 911?

I think if I ordered an ambulance from America I’d be a little bit scuppered since I livE IN ENGLAND AND ITS AN AWFULLY LONG DRIVE 

YO ENGLAND PAL, STOP DROP AND ROLL BUDDY

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