How does reading about the same two fuckers falling in love over and over again make a person so goddamn happy.
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Gay Conversion Therapists Claim Most Patients Fully Straight By The Time They Commit Suicide
Sometimes the Onion writers wake up in the morning and decide they will not be fucking around with anything that day
This just got way too real
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This has to be one of my favorite post on tumblr.
I love this so much
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Relationship goals tbh
This is so real. Commitment is a choice.
so many couples in the spotlight just call it quits after a fight.
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Reblog if today is your Unbirthday
What a small world, it so happens to be my unbirthday too!
Almost didn’t reblog
A very merry unbirthday to you! To me? Yes! To you, to me!
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the slytherins making a drinking game where they take a shot every time draco malfoy talks about harry potter
Madam Pomfrey banning the drinking game the very next day, after 90% of Slytherin house is admitted to the hospital wing with alcohol poisoning
#She drags Albus Dumbledore down to the hospital wing to show him the damage#Slytherin classes have been cancelled for the day as nearly everyone is here#too drunk to function#most are silent#but a few will occasionally look off into the distance with a sneer#and under their breaths#in the most disdainful and haughty voice they can manage#will mutter#POTTER#causing a fit of giggles to ripple through the room#Dumbledore agrees to ban the game and makes the announcement at dinner that evening#the only Slytherin in the Great Hall at that time is#of course#Malfoy#who turns red and immediately mutters that obviously this is Potter’s fault#Snape takes a shot#Harry Potter (x)
Oh my god it got so much better.
Snape takes a shot
A bunch of drunk Slytherin kids giggling in the nursery is more than I could’ve asked for
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ok so there’s a garden centre across from my house and you need to go under a bridge to get to it, and today, on my way back (after having bought several packs of seeds, a bag of compost and a trowel) there was this creep under the bridge, and he shouted “nice arse” and came right up behind me and without even thinking i whacked the fucker with the newly bought trowel. moral of the story is dont fuck with gardeners
a 5'3" girl smacking a huge ass creep with gardening equipment and sprinting away with a freaking 70 litre compost bag over her shoulder deserves more than 18 notes guys
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broadwayandfandomsandfeelsohmy:
A group of Slytherin students camping outside the common room because the password is something bigoted and they refuse to say it
a group of Slytherin students having a sleepover in the Hufflepuff dormitory because the Hufflepuffs found out
A group of ravenclaw students trying to magically change the doors password when the hufflepuffs tell them
a group of Gryffindors trying to forcibly remove the door when they finally find out
This post got better since I’ve last seen it.
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