spiritual-realm:

lipsyncingthroughlife:

i don’t get offered drugs as much as D.A.R.E told me I would

seriously a disappointment

(via bleedingwillow96)

captain-fucking-levi:

gaytactician:

gaytactician:

the log out button is right here

image

reblog this so that people can calm down

reblog this so people can finally be free from this forsaken website

(Source: rilianes, via starwarsisgay)

do-as-youre-told:

stimmyabby:

Sometimes people use “respect” to mean “treating someone like a person” and sometimes they use “respect” to mean “treating someone like an authority”

and sometimes people who are used to being treated like an authority say “if you won’t respect me I won’t respect you” and they mean “if you won’t treat me like an authority I won’t treat you like a person”

and they think they’re being fair but they aren’t, and it’s not okay.

This is so well put I am stunned

(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

nowimthevillain:

amroyounes:

Answer: The third, the lions already starved to death

Answer: The poison was in the ice

Answer: She shot her husband with a camera and then developed the picture

Answer: There is no mail on Sundays

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(via yea-lets-do-this-shit)

futuredudeman:

Natasha Romanoff was twisted, abused, undone, and lived a very brutal, very savage life. She was a monster.

She looked at that, she looked at what she was.

And it turned her into a person who makes dumb jokes about Steve being a fossil. Someone who is constantly trying to get her 90 year old friend a date. Someone who tirelessly works to make up for every debt she owes. Someone who always tells people that it’s not their fault when bad things happen. Someone who actively puts herself in harm’s way armed with nothing but a jumpsuit and a gun in order to protect innocent people while giant green rage monsters and demigods and super-soldiers surround her.

How do you not make a fucking movie about that.

(via anacfranco)

the-calvaree:
“this will never not be funny
”

the-calvaree:

this will never not be funny

(via yea-lets-do-this-shit)

coconi:
“axispowersshella:
“izayaorihella:
“So the photographer who did my senior photos found out I like anime and photoshopped Sebastian into one of them.
”
He’s watching over you. You’re in safe hands.
”
#you’re definitely not in safe hands get...

coconi:

axispowersshella:

izayaorihella:

So the photographer who did my senior photos found out I like anime and photoshopped Sebastian into one of them.

He’s watching over you. You’re in safe hands. 

#you’re definitely not in safe hands get away

(Source: smol-dalish, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

youngstero:

all my sisters and their kids are out of town and me and my brother are home and my dad did a fucking easter egg hunt for us we’re 21 and 23 this is so ridiculous he was like “I was feeling really nostalgic this morning and when you guys were little I would make it a little harder each year so expect this to be a pretty difficult hunt” and I just found an egg inside of a shampoo bottle in the shower

(Source: youngstero, via yea-lets-do-this-shit)

trebled-negrita-princess:
“professor-slimmcharles:
“afroamericanpsycho:
“liberallatina:
“ artifuss:
“ “we do nice things because he’s a person” ”
Wow
”
Wow…wow…why can’t adults grasp this concept
”
^Because mental and social conditioning takes years...

trebled-negrita-princess:

professor-slimmcharles:

afroamericanpsycho:

liberallatina:

artifuss:

“we do nice things because he’s a person”

Wow

Wow…wow…why can’t adults grasp this concept

^Because mental and social conditioning takes years to take root, manifest, and become effective. Through formative years onto adulthood is where conditioning takes root and is expressed. These children haven’t been affected yet.

That and people are so fucking hellbent on staying the same it’s sickening.

(Source: pokemown, via yea-lets-do-this-shit)

luvtheheaven:

spainsassaph:

radioactivegirlscout:

moxiearien:

cresentmoon2000:

katiaobinger:

the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots

PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE

bonus points: both are illegal in your state and you still cannot tell

Bonus points: one is illegal in your state and it is not the gun

what the fuck is going on down there are you guys okay

Yes exactly, all of this, still true. Fireworks have always been the more illegal one in the states I’ve lived in, and I honestly cannot tell and get worried when I hear the noises. I know I’ve reblogged before… but I will reblog every time this comes across my dash.

(via yea-lets-do-this-shit)