A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.
HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK
“oh see there you go son”
BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL
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Twilight may be trash but at least they cast actual native americans to play natives
That is a serious burn for a LOT of movies. I’m not sure we have enough burn cream for this.
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daddy issues = not funny
being traumatized by a father figure to the point where you can’t trust any man = not funny
getting scared of men raising their voices = not funny
living your whole life wondering why your dad abused you/left with no explanation = not funny
literally stop using the phrase daddy issues
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Like/reblog if you’re wanting clintasha to be canon in AoU
Bructasha Already has 320
We surely have more supporters right?
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Important insight from Mr. Elba.
PACIFIC RIM 2: DUCK PUNT
IT GOT BETTER
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Margaret ”Peggy” Carter
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This isn’t right. You’re supposed to be with me!
The actual definition of what some guys think when the girl says “no”.
“OMG I did this and that for YOU, you must date me!”
Hell no. If I don’t like you, I won’t date you.
This movie is fucking golden.YES CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS MOVIE
Megamind has the ultimate example of a “nice guy”, Hal, who liked Roxanne - and he was clear about it. He “complimented” several things to her in the beginning, which guess what - were not flattering at all, but downright creepy, so really, it was no wonder Roxanne didn’t like him.
But after he gets his superpowers, he expects her to - he expects to be rewarded for being the “good guy”, despite the fact that he hasn’t really done anything for her. When she rejects him and later finds out that she had dated Megamind for a time, he’s furious that she would date the “bad guy” when he is the “good guy”.
Yet despite Megamind being “bad” and Hal being “good”, it’s Megamind who respects what she wants - when she told him to back off, he backed off, and then later apologized, while Hal was legit going to kill her for rejecting him. So really, who is the good guy?
I have seriously never seen a more frightening movie villain than Hal.
Hal is basically what every single MRA and ‘Nice Guy’ in the world would be like if they ever got superpowers…
This POST is goddamn golden. I’ve got a shitload of reasons to see this film. Films that tackle these issues no matter what they look like are my fucking favourite.
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I just saw some excellent parenting at a nail salon. A woman was getting a pedicure while her young son sat and waited. One of the manicurists noticed him eyeing the wall of nail polish and told his mom that she could do his nails too if she liked. He lit up with a smile and the mom agreed. He is now getting a manipedi with sparkly green gel nails. Not a single “that’s for girls” was even hinted at, nothing but support. A+ parenting, ma’am, you tell those gender roles to fuck right off and you let that child of yours shine
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Vodka Tia Moran
