It seems like the first rule of magic, or at least the first limitation mentioned, is usually ‘you can’t bring back the dead.’
And I know it makes sense from a writing standpoint, but I also wonder if it comes from somewhere else. If that’s just the first, most common human…
(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
what undergarments do mermaids with a knowledge of basic mathematics wear to support their breasts?
algebras
no mermaids aren’t real they don’t wear anything welcome to the real world
95% of the world’s oceans are unexplored, you can’t prove shit
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I don’t care who the fuck you are, or what you’re doing. You can take 3 seconds to reblog this.
This came up on my dash again
(Source: teencherrybomb, via amusewithaview)
reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful
This is one of my favorite sites on here because everyone who reblogged it truly believes it because their moms won’t actually see it
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I think it’s so sad when students stop caring at the end of the year. Like ” I don’t give a Fuck if I fail, I just want school to be over” but you can tell they care. They do. BUT the pressure, expectations and the stress that they have been experiencing early in the semester has totally killed their motivation. We spend 9 months studying for a test that we lose motivation for anyways.”
THANK YOU
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#this line is so important to me and i can’t articulate why
i will tell u why it is important. no i won’t i will tell u why it makes me laugh. it makes me laugh bc i am 99% SURE that in this scene he is actually saying “get off” and they didn’t catch it til WAY LATE and were like “FUCK WE CAN’T HAVE CAPTAIN AMERICA SAYING GET OFF” so they last minute dubbed it to “out” like i s2g you can hear that the word is dubbed.
#Captain America with a bunch of dudes in an elevator#asking if they wanna get off#ok#my day has just been made
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at what point in a friendship can u go from “hey whats up” to “do you think aliens know what capitalism is” as a conversation starter
(Source: asanoya, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
If you are a man who thinks it’s funny to make misogynist jokes purely to make your female friends uncomfortable/angry, then you are a misogynist. It is not “just a joke.” You literally are finding humor in the discomfort and dehumanization of women. You are not helping, you are not making satire. You are just being misogynist.
Yes, this includes you gay men.
(via bleedingwillow96)
say it with me:
makeup is gender neutral
I whispered “makeup is gender neutral” out loud on the train and the guy next to me looked at me weird but then whispered “fuck yea” back
That is a man to keep.
(Source: chokedonhisrage, via yea-lets-do-this-shit)
Vodka Tia Moran
