I WENT TO VISIT MY GRANDMA AT THE NURSING HOME AND THE LADY LITERALLY DOESN’T KNOW POOP FROM APPLESAUCE BUT SHE MUST HAVE REMEMBERED ME BRINGING SOMEONE TO CHRISTMAS BECAUSE SHE’S LIKE “SO HOW’S KALEB” (AKA MY GIRLFRIEND, KAYLA) AND MY MOM WAS LIKE “SHE’S DATING A GIRL AND HER NAME IS KAYLA, MOM”
WITHOUT MISSING A BEAT MY GRANDMA WAS LIKE “OH HOW LOVELY. I WAS A LESBIAN ONCE YOU KNOW.”
(Source: homophile, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
What if, when Petunia Dursley found a little boy on her front doorstep, she took him in? Not into the cupboard under the stairs, not into a twisted childhood of tarnished worth and neglect—what if she took him in?
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WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO GIVE ME FEELS ABOUT PETUNIA MOTHERFREAKING DURSLEY??????
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22 veterans a day commit suicide everyday. That is one every 65 minutes.
reminder that suicide is an important issue and your “soldiers are evil” political narrative is completely irrelevant and disgusting.
If you don’t want PTSD don’t join the military, it’s not rocket science.
every job has its risks. the military just has very high risks indeed. don’t scoff at the people protecting your freedom.
“If you don’t want cancer don’t work in a nuclear power plant”
“If you don’t want to get murdered don’t do volunteer work in the inner city”
“If you don’t want to break your bones don’t work in construction”
“If you don’t want to get attacked by wild animals don’t work on a wildlife reserve”
Honestly people are you this callous and ignorant? Yes every job has its risks but doing the whole “victim blaming” crap isn’t going to help anyone. People put the lives of others ahead of their own well being and they deserve our respect for that.
(via yea-lets-do-this-shit)
Stage 1: NOW KISS
Stage 2: NOW FUCK
Stage 3: NOW BREAK EACH OTHER’S HEARTS AND THEN MEND THEM SLOWLY WHILE TOUCHING EACH OTHER WITH REVERENT, TREMBLING HANDS
(via yea-lets-do-this-shit)
Is this what dreams are made of?
THEY DELETED IT TOO LMAO
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I DONT UNDERSTAND HOW PEOPLE SAY DRUMMERS AND BASSISTS DONT MATTER
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD A BEAUTIFUL BASS LINE?
EVER FELT A KICK DRUM IN YOUR CHEST?
I feel like this should be the opening to a pop punk version of colors of the wind
(Source: stablesupport, via yea-lets-do-this-shit)
Groom reads tearjerking vows to his new stepdaughter
^ a genuine man
happy tears and chills every time
Instant reblog
This is so powerful and important
(Source: sizvideos, via yea-lets-do-this-shit)
Vodka Tia Moran