(Source: zubbyzub, via bleedingwillow96)
how to make your cashier’s day easier
- have your wallet ready while waiting in line
- take off your headphones (if you’re wearing them)
- hand your cash/card directly to the cashier (please don’t just drop it on the counter!!!!)
- be polite!!! please and thank you is more than enough
- don’t yell at or harass the cashier for things they can’t control!!
- just be a decent human being???
(Source: anime, via bleedingwillow96)
#second gif: BUT PING I THOUGHT YOU WERE A DUDE I THOUGHT I LIKED DICK #YOU PUT ME THROUGH A LOT YOU SAUCY MINX #YOU DIDN’T MEAN FOR IT TO GO THIS FAR? #IT WENT FAR ENOUGH FOR ME TO START WRITING A COMING OUT SPEECH
I WILL GO ON A RAMPAGE DON’T YOU DARE DIMINISH HIS CHARACTER ONE MORE TIME. LOOK AT WHAT HE JUST WENT THROUGH. HE ALMOST LOST HIS DEAR FRIEND. HIS FRIEND WHO JUST SAVED HIS LIFE, AND RISKED EVERYTHING AND PRACTICALLY SINGLE HANDEDLY DEFEATED THE HUNS, AND NOW THE LAW SAYS HE HAS TO KILL THIS AMAZING PERSON. THE LAW HE WAS RAISED BY A MILITARY FAMILY AND SOCIETY TO HONOR AND RESPECT, THE LAW HE, AS A CAPTAIN OF THE ARMY, HAS PROMISED TO LIVE BY. AND IT IS SO INGRAINED IN HIM TO FOLLOW THAT LAW AND THE PUNISHMENT THAT COULD FOLLOW HIM REFUSING TO OBEY COULD BE SERIOUS. HE KNOWS WHAT HE HAS TO DO BUT THIS ISN’T JUST ANY SOLDIER, IT’S HIS FRIEND, HIS HERO. HIS FRIEND, WHOM HE THOUGHT HE KNEW, WHOM HE TRUSTED WITH HIS LIFE, HE JUST FOUND OUT HAS BEEN LYING TO HIM THE ENTIRE TIME. HE’S NOT WHO HE SAID HE WAS, HE’S NOT EVEN A HE, AND HE DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO TRUST THIS PERSON ANYMORE. IT’S STUPID, BUT HE’S CONFLICTED, AND IT HURTS. AND YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU KNOW WHAT? DO YOU EVEN SEE THE LOOK ON HIS FACE IN THE SECOND GIF?
HIS DAD JUST DIED
HIS FATHER DIED YESTERDAY
IN A BATTLE HE COULDN’T EVEN GET TO SOON ENOUGH TO HELP
THEN MULAN TELLS HIM JUST WHY SHE ENTERED THE WAR, TO SAVE HER DAD FROM DYING THE SAME WAY HIS DID. AND YOU CAN SEE THAT IN HIS FACE, HOW MUCH THAT GETS TO HIM. HE IS SO CONFLICTED OVER A MILLION THINGS HERE. DO YOU HONESTLY THINK A GAY SCARE WAS THE ONLY THING GOING THROUGH HIS MIND RIGHT NOW
DO YOU!?
AMEN
(via amusewithaview)
A red hot ball of Nickel placed on a block of ice.
Here’s the actual video. The sound it makes is worth it. :D
http://youtu.be/w0o5xVkzo54PPOOPIOPOOOPPPPOPPPHPPHPHPHHHPHPHPHPPHPHHHHHHHHUYUUHHUHHHUHOPOOOOOSHSHHHSSSSSSS
(Source: youtube.com, via ultrafacts)
Boys who are into consensual sex and agree with feminism are so cute and I wanna kiss them all.
the bar has never been lower
Idk whats scarier :the fact that the bar is THIS low or the fact that most men dont even meet these qualifications
(via bleedingwillow96)
(Source: clashofclansgallifrey, via bleedingwillow96)
if you give kids zero restrictions they’ll become the nicest fucking kids ever who never do drugs or get into trouble i know because my parents let me do nothing but eat chicken nuggets all day and read hentai until 4am and i am a straight A student
Seriously though this seems to be the case with a ton of people I know, if you don’t restrict them all the time they actually do better and are mentally healthier
WHY DON’T PARENTS UNDERSTAND THIS?!?
LITERALLY THE TRUTH. I think I’ve been grounded maybe three times in my entire life? And it was over things like “JFC, child, I don’t care if you dropped something, pay some attention and don’t run into the goddamn road!!!!” (Self-preservation has never been my strong suit.) I was permitted to make a case for having a later bedtime and once I could make a logical argument my parents were like “Sure, what do you think would be reasonable.” Treat kids like they have a fucking brain, and in return they’ll act like they have a fucking brain.
(via adelindschade)
The Best April Fools’ Prank (That I Shall Ever Do)
Once upon a time, I decided that it was my solemn obligation to prank my friends before we graduated.
So…I made Hogwarts Acceptance letters. A lot of them. Because who isn’t still waiting for their freaking letter to arrive?
My hand hated me so much. Also, cursive G is the worst.
Letters were posted. All was well.
Until this happened…
What the-?
This is literally the best thing I have ever seen in my entire life.
(via adelindschade)
