deanandthedemonbloodprince:
I was wearing my Gryffindor shirt while Christmas shopping and there was this cute boy in a Slytherin hat and we made eye contact and he looked me up and down and said “10 points to Gryffindor” and winked at me and normally I hate being hit on but damn son that’s the way to do it
(Source: legally-gryffindor, via thepainofthesass)
feelmetal-alchemist:
morivan:
apocalypseawake:
luginub:
What I look for in a girl:
- Water, 35 litres
- Carbon, 20 kilograms
- Ammonia, 4 litres
- Lime, 1.5 kilograms
- Phosphorus, 800 grams
- Salt, 250 grams
- Saltpeter, 100 grams
- Sulfur, 80 grams
- Fluorine, 7.5 grams
- Iron, 5 grams
- Silicon, 3 grams
- Trace amounts of 15 other elements
I dunno, I still think your standards are too high.
A woman like that is gonna cost you an arm and a leg.

(Source: vasuki-blog, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
queercarverhawke:
moment of silence for all the characters who had good character development potential but their writers were pieces of shit who were either incapable of fleshing them out or absolutely refused to
(via clockwork-mockingbird)