2by2handsofblue:
abbadonallhope:
bitterassfandom:
onedirectionfangirlproblems:
usa gets silver:

russia gets silver:

chinese get silver:

british get bronze:

actually, it’s been psychologically proven that bronze winners are happier than silver winners! silver winners see themselves as being “so close” to gold, while bronze winners are just happy they won a medal. so any silver medalist isn’t as happy as a bronze medalist!
Canada gets silver:

ok but it’s canada
(Source: juvenialls, via adelindschade)
i-effed-it-all-up:
[hears a florence and the machine song] bring me my armor. i shall ride into battle at sundown
(via clockwork-mockingbird)
foxalpha:
falstafff:
i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.
as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck
Yo, you know this is a huge part of the Scarlet Witch’s powers, yeah? It’s called probability manipulation (duh) and it’s fucking kickass.
(Source: reddingtton, via muteelfmoonmoon)