Serendipity saying it how it is
(Dogma, 1999)
Always reblog Dogma.
Another movie everyone must watch.
This movie is so fucking underrated. Everyone needs to watch this movie at least once or twice in their life.
When was the last time a biblical movie stuck to canon by making God a woman and Jesus Black?
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“omg this advertisement is so progressive and so good and it’s doing such great things for representation and the world and—”
it is an advertisement. it is trying to sell you something. it is using your liberal ideologies to sell you more…
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Kill Bill technically takes place in the same universe as Spy Kids just so you all know
how do you figure that
uncle machete from spy kids is the same machete from machete and machete kills, if that wasn’t clear
I
This is the best thing I have read all day.
Are you fucking kidding me
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Baby fell out of the tree. She couldn’t fly very well in the wind, so I picked her up and put her back in her nest :)
Hoorah! PUT BABY BIRDS BACK IN THE NEST GUYS and if you can’t reach the nest but you can see it and the parents are hanging around, you can make a little makeshift nest. THE PARENTS WILL STILL CARE FOR IT the idea that they’ll smell you and reject it is a myth started by people who didn’t want their kids handling wild animals.
Just a quick reiteration of a spring/summertime psa.
That myth is all the more ridiculous once you realize that birds have terrible senses of smell
is the myth really false everyone I’ve ever talked to has told me the same thing
It’s not just false, it’s 10000% A-grade bullshit. They have beaks–as a rule, if it has a beak, it probably can’t smell for shit.
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I think this is so cool
IM DOING THIS
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So if the cold weather gets here because Persephone is going back to her husband does that mean that these random really warm days are ones where Hades fucks up and Persephone spends the night at her mother’s until he gets his act together?
Greek mythology
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Phineas Taylor Barnum was an American showman and businessman remembered for promoting celebrated hoaxes and for founding the Barnum & Bailey Circus.
Here is another ideas of his:
“Barnum knew the power of mystery. An unemployed man came to his museum and asked Barnum for a job. Barnum handed the man five bricks and instructed him to solemnly place the bricks in various places around the outside of the museum. As he went from spot to spot, he was to replace the brick at each spot with another one that he was carrying. He was to answer no questions, speak to no one, and seem to be deaf and dumb. Once an hour, he was to enter the museum, walk right next to the ticket taker, seem to pay the fee, and then proceed through the museum and out the door. A crowd began to form, watching the man and wondering what he was doing. Many of the crowds followed him into the museum just to see what was going on. In fact, the police had to ask Barnum to stop the man, because the crowds that he was creating were stopping traffic.” [x]
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