equalityinomnicide:

wowhiddles:

do not shame a girl if she treasures her virginity

do not do it

do not

don’t

don’t

do not shame a guy if he treasures his virginity either

do not do it

do not

don’t

don’t

(Source: alianovvna, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

mello-john:

mawkit:

doggables:

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look at this

for anyone interested these are paso fino horses and this gait is natural! they are the smoothest ride with no bumpy movements. you could practically drink juice and not once would it spill on your face!

that bent leg technique is impeccable 

(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

thingswebloggedinthefire:
“the-fittest-feminist:
“ thestormscrolls:
“ no way in hell am i passing this up
”
a student from uni scrolled past this and ended up failing all of his courses, even the ones he thought he passed… not gonna take this...

thingswebloggedinthefire:

the-fittest-feminist:

thestormscrolls:

no way in hell am i passing this up

a student from uni scrolled past this and ended up failing all of his courses, even the ones he thought he passed… not gonna take this chance.

I’m sorry college is all I’m living for atm if that goes wrong I don’t have anything else

(Source: shinimegami, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

proserpine-in-phases:

marixicana:

youngblackandvegan:

You better not be on tumblr if you haven’t completed your FAFSA

FAFSA is due March 2nd and this year February only has 28 days so please.. complete it today or tomorrow ASAP.

OR you can go here and look it up for your state

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(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

canwepretenditsalwaysbeenokay:
“this joke only works for the next ten months and then it will never ever apply again and I think that’s beautiful
”

canwepretenditsalwaysbeenokay:

this joke only works for the next ten months and then it will never ever apply again and I think that’s beautiful

(Source: ladiesof-shield, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

witchcraftings:
“ chubrubqueen:
“ cdnpgn:
“ Winter sore throat “tea”- In a jar combine lemon slices, organic honey and sliced ginger. Close jar and put it in the fridge, it will form into a “jelly”. To serve- spoon jelly into mug and pour boiling...

witchcraftings:

chubrubqueen:

cdnpgn:

Winter sore throat “tea”- In a jar combine lemon slices, organic honey and sliced ginger. Close jar and put it in the fridge, it will form into a “jelly”. To serve- spoon jelly into mug and pour boiling water over it. Store in fridge 2-3 months.

Reblogging this in case any of you little jelly beans get sick (◡‿◡✿)

Super useful for this coming winter!

(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

Reblog if you can proudly admit you’ve never sent anon hate.

lenfaz:

My parents taught me well, thank you very much.

(Source: boys-and-suicide, via adelindschade)

neenya:

doubleohmogar:

franerys:

katiebpeters:

chloereneeeee:

How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they can’t get that high.

How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.

How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”

u wanna fucking go

here for this fight

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dontpanic-therecklessandthebrave:
“ missmarlenedietrich-deactivated:
“Grease, 1978
”
Can I just get a hell yeah for the fact that Grease literally took the femininity associated with the colour pink and destroyed it with Rizzo. Is Riz a Pink Lady,...

dontpanic-therecklessandthebrave:

missmarlenedietrich-deactivated:

Grease, 1978

Can I just get a hell yeah for the fact that Grease literally took the femininity associated with the colour pink and destroyed it with Rizzo. Is Riz a Pink Lady, with the silk jacket and everything? Yes. Does she wear lipstick like a fierce bitch? Yes. Does she have that “I don’t give a fuck” attitude that strikes fear into the hearts of men as they know they wouldn’t be able to handle how badass she is? Hell yes. Does she still get emotional and show that it’s okay to feel upset at things in life? You betcha!

Riz wears pink and heels and is 100% not afraid to whoop your ass in a bitch match. Girly girl my ass. She’s tougher than the T-Birds and she is damn proud.

(via adelindschade)

furbearingbrick:
“sirtroyofbaker:
“balalaikaboss:
“ejacutastic:
“ I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL
”
Stop says the red light, go says the green
Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between.
KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT
WITH ITS EYE OF...

furbearingbrick:

sirtroyofbaker:

balalaikaboss:

ejacutastic:

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT
WITH ITS EYE OF COAL 
SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE 
AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots

(via amusewithaview)