whataboutramonaflowers:

Things he tastes like:

  • you (only sweeter)

Things you were:

  • my picket fence

Things I’ll be:

  • your number one with a bullet

Things my songs know:

  • what you did in the dark

Things I’ve got:

  • troubled thoughts
  • the self esteem to match

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baezula:

i’m always tryna convince my friends to watch avatar so i made a handy infographic powerpoint

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shacksi:

There are two important things I need to know when meeting people.

1. What Hogwarts house are you from?

2. What Bending Nation do you hail from?

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kahtiihma:

the fuckING PENCIL SHARPENER ONE 

BRILLIANT THANK YOU

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Tags: a+ smackdown

owlmylove:

if u ever reblog a bunch of stuff from my blog and worry about whether ive noticed all the notifications yes. i have. i have committed your url to memory. i will never forget your icon. you will be permanently assembled into my ever-growing list of “super cute and lovely people to invite to my birthday party”. welcome to your fate.

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somanybadcustomers:

So we’ve been getting stolen from a lot lately, and the loss prevention manager has been coming in and YELLING AT US because CUSTOMERS ARE STEALING. It’s apparently all our fault that shoplifters have no lives.

So now everything is going to be locked up and security tagged….

marixicana:

youngblackandvegan:

You better not be on tumblr if you haven’t completed your FAFSA

FAFSA is due March 2nd and this year February only has 28 days so please.. complete it today or tomorrow ASAP.

FUCK THANK YOU SO MUCH.

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espeonprincess:

some interesting facts about leonard nimoy outside of star trek:

-was Jewish and raised by immigrants. He based the vulcan salute off of the kohanic blessing. He made a television movie called “Never Forget” about a Holocaust survivor who sues a group of neo-nazis. He did a…

quinzelade:

unicornoutofparadise:

spooopii:

fucknoselfpiercing:

ragazzoassassino:

vikingdeathmar:

irltitty:

vikingdeathmar:

commander-benz-shepard:

thepunkrocker:

diy has a limit, you see

I ALMOST got really mad at this post.

Self piercing is a horrible idea, professional always and remember you get what you pay for.

I’ve seen so many piercings blow out, become infested, leave scars etc or people who pierce the wrong spot for example hitting a huge nerve in your tongue or half your face going numb from trying to pierce your “smiley.”

not everyone can afford to see a professional

piercing parlors aren’t cheap

if you can do your research and apply care and precision I say go for it

this post is classist af imo

It’s not actually, because chances are you will fuck up and a piercer will have to fix it anyways. People who do piercings and tattoos already don’t make a lot of money and you can sit down with a lot of them and work out payments.

Piercings involve putting needles in places surrounded by nerves and the Internet isn’t going to give you the proper care a professional will.

You realize that safety pins, tacs etc aren’t sharp enough and are too blunt and will leave a lot of damage? And if you’re going to order a kit, you might as well spend the extra 10 bucks on a professional doing it like … I get that it shouldn’t be as expensive as some can be but piercings (like in places like your tongue, eyebrows, smiley) aren’t things that you can do for free as they are for the most part, procedurals that are medical in nature.

Also there have actually been cases of death from people contracting infections from self piercing. fucknoselfpiercing pls help.

I got tagged! thanks <3

But yeah, there have been cases of people piercing themselves and giving themselves MRSA and similar deadly infections and dying. 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1502539/Boy-17-dies-after-having-lip-pierced.html 

that being just one example out of many. In the long run, getting a piercing at a professional will be cheaper + safer than doing it yourself. Because seriously I got my nose pierced at $55 with neometal jewelry so I don’t see how that’s anywhere near expensive.

If you broke, save the fuck up. You self pierce and shit goes wrong, you’re eventually gonna wish you went the pro route.

My nose was $40 with the jewelry, and my cartilage was $30 plus jewelry, but I got that done at Claire’s and with a piercing gun and DO NOT recommend. My experience with it wasn’t bad, but I’ve hears others that are. I talked to a piercer who did my mom’s Monroe and she said she also charged $30 for it (cartilage), and I think the Monroe was 50 or 60.

Also, stupid 14yo me tried to re-pierce my cartilage after it closed up, and I “shattered” my cartilage in that area and it bled a bit and got mildly infected and it hurt. I will never do that again. Go see a professional and take care of your body. It’s not that expensive and you’re going to end up paying more for it if you fuck it up and have to get it fixed/seek medical attention.

yeah, fuck claires. make sure you go to a proper piercing shop that uses needles rather than guns. and avoid freeze spray if possible, especially on cartilage piercings. it makes the cartilage rigid and can cause more damage with the piercing. and also hurts more afterwards even if you avoid damage, because you had to pierce a harder surface. sure, the freeze spray numbs, but it’s so not worth it in the long run.

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Tags: health tips

"You are seeing Slytherin house always from the perspective of Death Eaters’ children. They are a small fraction of the total Slytherin population. I’m not saying all the other Slytherins are adorable, but they’re certainly not Draco, they’re certainly not, you know, Crabbe and Goyle. They’re not all like that, that would be too brutal for words, wouldn’t it?"

J.K. Rowling on Slytherin (via seriousaboutsirius)

reblogging from the source so no one feels singled out, but ok seriously… every single comment I’ve seen on this post has been like “well fuck you jk rowling you should have made this abundantly clear in at least 50 different ways” and it’s like, HOW many times guys?

REPEAT AFTER ME: JK ROWLING HEAVILY EMPLOYS UNRELIABLE NARRATION AS A MEANS OF PROMPTING READERS TO QUESTION EVEN THE GOOD GUYS’ PREJUDICES. INSTEAD OF GOING “HEY! HEY YOU THERE SIT STILL WHILE I SPOON-FEED YOU THIS IMPORTANT SCENARIO!” SHE LETS HARRY BE A LITTLE PISSCOUCH CRAPWEASEL SOMETIMES EVEN THOUGH HE’S A REALLY GOOD PERSON SO AS TO DEMONSTRATE HOW EASY IT IS TO INTERNALIZE BADBADTOXIC SHIT IF YOU’RE NOT ETERNALLY QUESTIONING YOURSELF.

I know it’s easy to ignore but I have had it about up to merlin’s scrotum with this shit

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