May you wake up to cancelled classes.
and may you never reach the school before you hear that they are cancelled
I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not because they’re extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.
I love sleeve smacking people
like flippity flop you need to stopwhippity whap dont talk crap
(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
EXPECTATIONS VS REALITY OF THE ZODIAC SIGNS
- Aries Expectation: Fierce ram, will fuck u up, is hella brave
- Aries Reality: Is a sheep with oversized horns and was bullied and is trying to overcompensate
- Taurus Expectation: Loyal bull
- Taurus Reality: Cow that is too lazy to betray you
- Gemini Expectation: Super smart, super intelligent, can and will slay you.
- Gemini Reality: Has abandonment issues and an identity crisis every month
- Cancer Expectation: Mother bear and reliable and strong
- Cancer Reality: Emotional wreck
- Leo Expectation: Loyal sexy and confident
- Leo Reality: Emo lion
- Virgo Expectation: Shy smart and organized
- Virgo Reality: Always having internal meltdowns
- Libra Expectation: Fashionable and friendly and fair
- Libra Reality: Really sad that they cannot fix everyone
- Scorpio Expectation: Dark mysterious and probably a killer
- Scorpio Reality: Really emo that hates everyone and has uncontrollable emotions
- Sagittarius Expectation: So wise and majestic
- Sagittarius Reality: Makes up everything to compensate for the lack of meaning in their life
- Capricorn Expectation: Cool, calm, collected, ambitious
- Capricorn Reality: Power starved baby that just wants love
- Aquarius Expectation: God
- Aquarius Reality: Still God
- Pisces Expectation: So cute such anime!!
- Pisces Reality: How can I murder ppl without getting my dress dirty
I’m anti-feminist for many of the same reasons I’m an atheist.
So you don’t believe women exist?
Its okay. I’m an atheist because I don’t believe in something I can’t see or touch. I suppose women are much like that for you.
Somebody get him some ice.
okay, but a dude has to do it, cause he’s gonna freak the fuck out if he sees some floating ice coming over to him.
10/10
(Source: mr-cappadocia-archives, via adelindschade)
a 90’s kid? don’t you mean sad adult?
70,000 people have reblogged this but no one is trying to defend themselves
(via n-haught)
"After high school you realize you were only friends with some people because you saw them five times a week."
— (via sensxal-bliss)
(Source: taylorjourdann, via allephant)
THAT MOMENT WHEN YOURE READING FANFICTION AND A CHARACTER SAYS SOMETHING REALLY CUTE OR ANGSTY BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING THEY WOULD ACTUALLY SAY AND YOU JUST KINDA LEAVE THE COMPUTER AND WALK AIMLESSLY AROUND THE HOUSE TO CALM YOUR RAGING FEELS
(via clockwork-mockingbird)
i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t
true story: i tried avoiding saying ‘bitch’ in front of a kid so my mouth said ‘cunt’ instead.
Nailed it.
(Source: blissbloated, via clockwork-mockingbird)
