listening to Centuries

  • me: it's coming up, I'm not going to do it
  • me: not going to...
  • me: HEAVY METAL BROKE MY
  • me: *slams hands on table twice*
  • me: HEART
  • me: fuck
mage-of-time:
“animatedcosplayer:
“carryonmy-assbutt:
“tennant-salad:
“kitchikishangout:
“ MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. I’D BE THE MOST IDIOTIC WOLF. ‘OH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?’
”
the post that started it all
”
oh god
”
Never not...

mage-of-time:

animatedcosplayer:

carryonmy-assbutt:

tennant-salad:

kitchikishangout:

MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. I’D BE THE MOST IDIOTIC WOLF. ‘OH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?’

the post that started it all

oh god

Never not reblogging.

And to the right you can see an ancient post that started a revolution

(Source: bvcknsteve, via amusewithaview)

slickos:
“thedrunkenenigma:
“bluntgirl:
“shutupburnout:
“And I support this one million percent.
”
He has the money to do it so why not.
”
Finally
” ”

slickos:

thedrunkenenigma:

bluntgirl:

shutupburnout:

And I support this one million percent.

He has the money to do it so why not.

Finally

👌👌👌

(via bleedingwillow96)

thetallblacknerd:
“kultasieppo:
“numba1fangirl:
“meowrianne:
“sniffling:
“evolutionofafitgeek:
“liveasbravemen:
“ “I like clothes now. I have more energy. I sleep better. My sex drive is up. Blood’s flowing. I’m less susceptible to impulse. I’m in a...

thetallblacknerd:

kultasieppo:

numba1fangirl:

meowrianne:

sniffling:

evolutionofafitgeek:

liveasbravemen:

“I like clothes now. I have more energy. I sleep better. My sex drive is up. Blood’s flowing. I’m less susceptible to impulse. I’m in a different mode. When I was way out of shape, the idea of using whitening strips on my teeth seemed terrible. I have to do that every day? I’ll never do it. What you want is instant results when you’re out of shape. You want your teeth whitened in 45 minutes with the use of lasers. But when you’re in shape, you know it’s the result of doing a little bit every day. Moments aren’t just moments. A moment might be a week or a month. So instead of Boy, I’d love to eat this hamburger right now, I’m considering a little further into the future. I’m thinking, I eat that hamburger and that’s 1,200 calories, and I’m gonna work out tomorrow and lose 800 calories. I may as well eat a salad here, still do that workout, and then I’m actually making progress.” — Chris Pratt

This just motivated the fuck out of me.

okay are we just gonna look past how fatphobic this is

what about this is fatphobic

please tell me

i don’t see him shaming anyone or talking about how it’s “bad” to be fat

he’s literally talking about himself and himself only.

like honest to GOD this is grasping at straws if you’re trying to call chris pratt fatphobic for him talking about his weight loss.

also he’s talking about how he feels better and healthier and more in shape not “wow i look so good now and i looked so bad before”. he doesn’t shame his old body for looking bad or anything, he praises his new body for making him feel healthier and that’s what matters. so no, it’s not fatphobic at all. it’s health positive

LMFAO this site

This just in: Getting in shape is fatphobic

(via adelindschade)

(Source: the-gunlady, via adelindschade)

miketooch:
“notkingkong:
“this gets funnier every year
”
The year is 2042. Your daughter is awkwardly silent as she eats her dinner. “Something wrong sweetie?” She sighs and puts down her fork. “I was digging really deep in AO3 last night…Why didn’t...

miketooch:

notkingkong:

this gets funnier every year 

The year is 2042. Your daughter is awkwardly silent as she eats her dinner. “Something wrong sweetie?” She sighs and puts down her fork. “I was digging really deep in AO3 last night…Why didn’t you finish that coffee shop au?” It happened. Your past has come back to haunt you. Nay, it never truly left.

(Source: k009, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

Warning’ by Langston Hughes

the-goddamazon:

godgussie:

“Negroes,

Sweet and docile,

Meek, humble, and kind:

Beware the day

They change their mind.”

Stay woke.

(Source: gazikodzo, via bleedingwillow96)

crazytezza:

theravenchilde:

cherabby:

“Man humans are lame why don’t we have like wings/horns/etc”

Humans can’t even handle having different skin colors how well do you really think that would go

#basically the plot of x-men

#literally the plot of x-men 

(via bleedingwillow96)

xyako:

rippingupthedisco:

rippingupthedisco:

psa: dont ever order from Lime Crime Cosmetics its a super shady company, the owner is a complete jerk who’s dressed up as a nazi on different occasions and theyve been known to steal and sell credit card information 

this post mysteriously disappeared off my blog hmmmm

boost this, she keeps the shit about her well hidden, I had no idea

(via adelindschade)

geekasaur:
“septemberism94:
“Usually don’t reblog condoms but hell yeah props to whoever came up with these
”
“usually don’t reblog condoms” ”

geekasaur:

septemberism94:

Usually don’t reblog condoms but hell yeah props to whoever came up with these

“usually don’t reblog condoms”

(Source: kradify, via bleedingwillow96)