stephanievex:

when someone says, “Oh, shut up, you know you love me!”:

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koalatea:

honestly i cant control how much i dislike people who are racist or homophobic or transphobic. i used to be polite in my arguments so that whoever i was arguing against would take me seriously but that never got me very far. fuck you for bringing harm to innocent people and then hiding behind “it’s just MY opinion!!” yeah it’s JUST your opinion? well your opinions have death tolls and body counts, shut the fuck up. 

(via lupinatic)

baetology:

niggasandcomputers:

banduluu:

unseengreatness:

I got friendzoned 3 times this semester, I quit. Fuck girls.

:/

Nah nigga you not fuckin nobody if i read this correctly

Omg

(Source: rastafarifit-blog, via bleedingwillow96)

tspcapacity:

those moments in au fics when you finally figure out how the author is reinterpreting a specific canon event and you basically go ‘oh snap that’s brilliant’ for five minutes straight

(Source: reyshepkorra, via keeperofthehens)

hidrihime:

liache:

ok kids repeat after me

vinegar and bleach makes chlorine gas, which is highly toxic

ammonia and bleach makes chloramine, which is highly toxic

rubbing alcohol and bleach makes chloroform, which is highly toxic

hydrogen peroxide and vinegar makes peracetic/peroxyacetic acid, which can be highly corrosive

be careful about your cleaning products and dont get yourself injured or potentially killed ok

why it so dangerous to be clean

(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

the-mated-succubus:

lunar-lavender:

just-a-spoonful-of-fuck-you:

sukithefangirl:

kaijurrrory:

singingtomysoul:

g0ggles:

These are all really cute

So remember, if anyone ever tries to tell you what’s “natural”, laugh the fuck in their face.

source (humoncomics)

Here are a few more: 

You know, if you’re someone who’s trying to design a culture for a story or such, be it fantasy or alient sci-fi stuff, these are actually pretty good resources to base the culture off of in aspects of reproduction. 

reblogging for future reference

Aaaaahhhh these are adorable and I just love the huge diversity of reproductive behavior in the world, it’s so much more interesting and awesome than “male penetrates female, the end.”

JUST LET ME PUT THE SORCE IN THIS POST AGAIN FOR GOOD MEASURE

http://humoncomics.com/

(via lupinatic)

durnesque-esque:

kiyala:

isozyme:

Remus Lupin: Sirius you did what.

Inspired by this post and others by lotstradamus

#i want the 50k story of facepalming remus and panicked sirius with kidnapped baby harry on the run from dumbledore (via meh-guh)

Sirius too busy with a baby to kill Peter. 

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dallonjingles:

LADIES AND GENTLEMAN THE KING OF SASS AND RIGHTEOUSNESS 

(Source: dallonsmiles, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

harlequinnade:

We are assembled here today to pay final respects to our honored dead. And yet it should be noted, in the midst of our sorrow, this death takes place in the shadow of new life, the sunrise of a new world; a world that our beloved comrade gave his life to protect and nourish. He did not feel this sacrifice a vain or empty one, and we will not debate his profound wisdom at these proceedings.

(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

xaquaangelx:

more aus:

  • i’m a immortal who just woke up from a ‘nap’ what the fuck is this what the fuck is that au
  • our prom dates just ditched us for each other let’s show them what they’re missing out on au
  • your partner hired me to kill you but they’re an asshole so let’s make out instead…

(Source: sarahinara, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

Tags: writing aus