Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

iridessence:

iridessence:

mysterysciencegirlfriend3000:

iridessence:

stop holding ya pee for so damn long

Are you psychic?

no, i just know somebody following me is putting that shit off when it’s vital

No but really always reblog for a follower in need.

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firebreathingeli:

firebreathingeli:

firebreathingeli:

I picked my dog up because he was scared… now he keeps getting upset when I try and put him down. 

YOU DON’T OWN ME

Update:

He is now asleep on my shoulder. I stand corrected, as he does in fact own me.

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Reblog if you have read fan fiction better than some published books

desert-neon:

bumblegabe:

Help me prove a point

I have never reblogged anything faster.

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gallouvich:

revolution-avec-un-grantaire:

Hi I’ll be auditioning for congress and I’ll be singing American Idiot by Green Day.

Everyone go home we have a winner

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Reblog if you can speak, read, or at least kinda communicate in more than one language.

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Trying to prove a point to my mom…

jazzminaveena:

Please reblog this post if you’d go and see a movie starring Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Dormer as lesbian assassins.

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houseofhannibal:

houseofhannibal:

houseofhannibal:

houseofhannibal:

The flight attendant just announced “If you don’t like any of my jokes, there are six exits” and told us where the emergency exits are it was actually the best

“for those of you who are traveling with children… WHY”

“if you’re changing to a flight with a different airline, we don’t care.”

he said “okay now get out” once we landed i’m pissing myself

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daleks-ate-my-baby:

Natasha and Clint are basically the Fitzsimmons of the assassin world.

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