perogays:
a friend of mine tried to sell his soul on ebay and the starter price was $10 and people were bidding on it but before anything happened ebay took it down and sent him an email explaining that if he was selling a soul that didn’t actually exist then it was against their policy and if he was selling a real soul then that is a human body part and it is also against their policy
(Source: peachlovelight, via bronzedragon)
hijabby:
patricksass:
People say the British are nice and polite but I think they’re forgetting that we once hated a British Prime Minister so much that upon her death the entire country got “Ding-Dong The Witch Is Dead” to Number 2 in the charts the British may not be as forward as some other countries but holy shit can we fuck you up
I’m pretty sure every colonized country already knows that yall evil as fuck but whatever
(Source: underthefolie, via starwarsisgay)
radical-as-fuhk:
my first boyfriend said bisexuality wasn’t real so i broke up with him and dated his twin sister
(Source: childlikemperor, via starwarsisgay)