THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR//This began the rise of Aperture Science.
SPRTIZ THIS SHIT ON YOUR DICK AND YOUR E HARD FOR LIFE
SPRAY IT ON YOUR NIPPLES
U L T I M A T E N I P P L E S
T H A T I S N O T T H E I N T E N D E D U S E S I R
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HOW TO REMOVE PESKY STICKERS FROM YOUR BOOKS (contains naughty words)
THIS IS A PSA.
This is important
This also works amazing on SNES or NES games where some dummy decided it would be a good idea to put a price sticker on the game label.
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Ok, I’m genuinely confused.
Those are the ratings from the last week. And as you can see, Agent Carter is doing better than all the shows of the evening except Shark Tank, MCJ, and NCIS.
Its ratings are higher than Parks&Recs, higher than New Girl, and enormously higher than Supernatural… and yet, for some reason, the only show that’s getting criticized for its “poor performance” and on the verge of being cancelled is Agent Carter.
Supernatural has been confirmed for freaking season 11! New girl for season 5 and The flash, with the same numbers as AC, is going to have a season 2.
SO WHAT ELSE DOES THE NETWORK WANT FROM AC???
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do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw
i havent slept in three days
This has to be the most beautiful celebration on the planet.
#yay #pictures of the ACTUAL FESTIVAL instead of pictures of a bunch of white kids acting like it’s an extension of warped tour
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- Been called: Slut, whore, idiot, useless, worthless, piece of shit, ugly, a burden, stupid, fat or bitch
- Been suicidal
- Have self harmed
- Had anxiety
- Been depressed
- Felt insecure
- Been bullied
- Been compared to someone
- Had a parent who don’t support you
- Felt worthless
- Felt stupid
- Felt lonely
I’m trying to prove a point to my parents and teachers who say that this isn’t common
so harry marries ginny, a witch. you know who else was a witch? his mother. oedipus complex much?
i’m not trying to sound conspiratorial but they both also had you know whats
elbows
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so i saw this photo of a harpy eagle
and i thought “woah what a noble beast” so i searched for more photos and i just
even the babies
i mean
this goes with almost all predator birds
like look at this bearded vulture
such a majestic creature
but then it’s like
or this scretary bird like woah so beautiful
nope
even good old bald eagle
like wow so regal
what
it just looks confused
LIFE LESSON: DON’T LOOK AT MAJESTIC BIRDS STRAIGHT ON.
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obsessionisaperfume:“dubiousculturalartifact: “Because apparently this is still something people want to try and argue, fine, let’s refresh, shall we? Robbie Thompson stated in 2013 that Castiel was…
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You know, as much as I think Sebastian’s reactions are hilarious, the mainstream entertainment media’s unified insistence that Bucky is the villain fucking scares me. Not only is it grade A+ unquestioning victim-blaming, they’re also doing exactly what Hydra wanted them to do. Scapegoat the Winter Soldier, so that people won’t think about the actual villain aka Pierce.
Pierce, the middle-aged white man in a position of government power.
You can’t tell me this isn’t deliberate.
Deliberate as fuck.
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Vodka Tia Moran
